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[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 142 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is /v/, which means this post is behind over 9000 layers of sarcasm.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 65 points 1 day ago (4 children)

All of which this platform will be oblivious to, because Lemmy just doesn't do satire.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Lemmy does satire all the time, you're just not reading it.

The problem that you are trying to identify is that satire needs to actually be satirizing something, ie, the context must be clear, and many people just assume the context in their head is the same as the context in everyone else's heads.

You can see this illustrated by all the sarcasm that your comment has generated.

Now that the context is clear.

Satire in text form isn't as simple to pull off as in visual media. Body language and tone matter a lot. As well Poe's Law is in full effect anymore and someone having this view is actually not rare.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Lemmy hates the shit out of satire lol

[–] MrKoyun@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Yes, we are all very serious here. Yup. No funny business going on. Just us and our incredible seriousness. Sooo serious.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 day ago (3 children)

And 4 years on, I still can’t figure out whether it’s because of neurospiciness or divergent interests. Linux? 471 communities. Writing? 2 and the mods of the second one abandoned their accounts years ago

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

I've gotten considerably more replies here than on Reddit from people who don't understand sarcasm.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Maybe it's because even within the fediverse, there are too many people who agree to satirized positions unironically. i.e. Lemmy is just a little too diverse for most satire.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

In certain ways, maybe. I can’t see eye to eye with some people on what constitutes a genocide, for instance. But there comes a point where it’s apparently either satire or a an objectively crazy user. It’s equally apparent who this split Is apparent to, on this open source communist Linux forum.

It’s my personal belief that lemmy at large is simply too experientially limited to recognize online satire outside of incredibly specific examples. Mostly meme templates. And there’s nothing wrong with that, but it is a little frustrating for me, personally.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

Pretty sure it's the tism.

[–] _g_be@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Damn autists, taking everything literally

[–] mutilated_sphincter@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, you must be thinking of kleptomaniacs

[–] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 day ago

No, no, that's "literally taking everything," but now we're getting into the realm of dyslexics

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh thank god its not just me.

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Lemmy is still a relatively young community. I bet it gets better with time. I like to think that I already noticed small (and healthy) community growths.

And I do not have a metric nor an example. This is super vague, I know.

[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 3 points 21 hours ago

I don't know. Lemmy's majority user is former reddit users and even at the size reddit is now, sarcasm would constantly go over peoples' heads

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure it's because most of the people here are on the spectrum.

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

A lot of users came here to boycott reddit. Taking this kind of action is quite hard when it comes to dopamine sources like reddit. The users that migrated have at least in common that they overcame the reddit pull and also took the time and energy to land in a lemmy instance. I'm curious what Lemmy will look like in 5 to 10 years with this kind of "user starter" on the "lemmy agar".

[–] polotype@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I took it as satire too, but what tells it's /v/ ?

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

The blue colorscheme indicates it's from one of the non-18+ boards, and /v/ is the one of those that it would fit the most.

Technically you can set any board to any of a bunch of color schemes, but most users just leave the defaults or pick on dark theme for all of them.