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Fox News now accusing Scrabble of being too “woke” (www.lgbtqnation.com)

submitted 7 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] BeautifulMind@lemmy.world 48 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

Yeah and it's also accusing libraries of being drug-infested sex dens

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It's as if Fox News is not a reasonable source for anything but counterfactual nonsense

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 22 points 7 months ago

If this were true, people would actually go to the library more often!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

If libraries were actually drug-infested sex dens, I would hang out in the library more than on Lemmy.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Could you imagine if Fox News found out about Lemmy?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 7 months ago

My guess is that the headline would be something like "WOKE NETIZENS TRAIN HACKERS TO TAKE OVER THE INTERNET BY SPREADING WOKENESS"

[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

I mean I always wanted to shag the hot librarian in my hometown but sadly they weren't sex dens back then! 😭

[–] TheGalacticVoid@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

Their lawyers argued in court that they were a source for entertainment, not news.