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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon's dilemma (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Be an alpha about it.

Anon - "Yo sis, I heard you admiring my poop."
Anon's Sis - "Ew gross! That was you?!"
Anon - "Anytime." (mic drop motion)

[–] something_random_tho@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

I read this in Aziz's voice from Parks and Rec.

Parks and Rec characters saying "Treat yo self"

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This will either succeed epicly or fail hilariously, no in between.