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Anon ponders the cosmic mysteries (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] TallonMetroid@lemmy.world 56 points 4 months ago (12 children)

No, see. Tooth decay, like carnivorousness, only began after Adam and Eve got expelled from Eden. Prior to that, everything existed in harmony sustained on thoughts and prayers.

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 22 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Rib girl doesn't have teeth. She's just rib.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 5 points 4 months ago

Holy shit ths is hilarious

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 months ago

Its a shame that the idiom 'just ribbing you' to indicate joking around probably doesn't work in proto-hebrew.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 4 months ago

I'm with Johnny 2x4, I'll stick with plank.

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