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Cat makes surprise return home four days after being ‘cremated’ (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 84 points 2 months ago (2 children)

[12] And on the third day, Ted rose from the ashes.

[13] And there was a great consternation and much amazement among the humans as Ted did walk among them, proclaiming with meows and with postures:

[14] "Where is my food, Cecil and Emily? For until a cat has decided to leave, they should still be considered among you."

The Book of Ted, Chapter 9 Verses 12-14.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm a devout believer, now.

[–] YerbaYerba@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago

s/now/meow/g

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 4 points 2 months ago

Now please turn to song 146 in your hymnals, The Cat Cameth Back.