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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 111 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Someone is slipping anon some stimulants without their knowledge

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 47 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yeah that's just what Adderall feels like

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Except video games suddenly get interesting and working out goes from “let’s do this 24/7” to a good idea in moderation. Yes I have hyperactive type

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

you're telling me taking a little bit of speed every day helps you read

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 75 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're manic OP. Try and enjoy the BPD.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 27 points 1 year ago
[–] force@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

BPD is borderline personality disorder

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Baltimore Police department

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Big Pun Doctor

[–] figaro@lemdro.id 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They probably mean bipolar.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

They should drop the "D" then. Bipolar is shorted to just "BP".

[–] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 70 points 1 year ago

Y'all got any more of them mystery motivators

[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 69 points 1 year ago

Damn OP is lucky, I get the opposite where every once in a while it feels like my brain suddenly downshifted and added a new layer of fog that never goes away, instead I just acclimate to the new feeling of reduced capacity.

[–] GrymEdm@lemmy.world 69 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

The brain continues developing until around 25, especially the prefrontal cortex. "The development of the prefrontal cortex of the frontal lobe allows us to process the pros and cons of a decision before it is made. “It lets us to do things most animals cannot,” explains Dr. Stanislaus. “Decision making, logical thinking, reasoning — all of those things happen because of the frontal lobe.”

Perhaps Anon also became able to afford/figured out how to sleep, eat, drink alcohol, etc responsibly and small successes built on themselves to better general health.

[–] Strocker89@lemmynsfw.com 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I noticed the same thing around 25, like all of a sudden I was capable of making better decisions on things that make my life better. It coincided with the average age of maturity for the pre-frontal cortex. Felt like a switch was flipped.

[–] Anamnesis@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Wish this was me. I've been making the same dumb decisions since I was 20 and now I'm in my late 30s

[–] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I felt the same effect about age 28. It was like I woke up out of a fog. So many things made sense. I also started getting a lot better sleep and exercise by then too.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 64 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I turn 29 next month and sometimes I still feel like I have no fucking clue what I'm doing

Like, I'll be sitting in my bed trying to sleep and feel utterly confused about how I managed to fool everyone into thinking I should have my own bedroom in an apartment

I would like to awaken plase

[–] zerosignal@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm 44 and I don't feel like I know what the fuck I'm doing.

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

I'm beginning to wonder if it ever makes sense ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] logos@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

43 and have learned to stay away from people who think they got it all figured out.

[–] madejackson@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

I'm faking mine

[–] QuantumStorm@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

37 here and feeling the same.

[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago

Someone started slipping ADHD meds into anons food.

[–] Maeve@kbin.social 25 points 1 year ago

My brain fog lifted; people don't like it when they know you know when they're gaslighting you. Now I just wish my devices' (all of them) ai autocorrect brain fog would go away.

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 year ago

Bro just got overclocked

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 17 points 1 year ago

Someone started giving you Adderall in your sleep.

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 year ago
[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

Crayon dislodged.

[–] macisr@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

That's called adhd, it's gonna come around mannn.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Sounds like a stroke to me.

[–] yokonzo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I literally had the opposite. Around 25, even though I've been taking my ADHD meds my whole life and actually feeling pretty clear headed and intelligent. Around that time a thick "brain fog" just kind of settled over me and ive been like that ever since

[–] Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can build up tolerance to ADHD meds, maybe ask your psychiatrist to take a break to get rid of tolerance? It shouldn't be for too long.

[–] yokonzo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Oh wow, that's a bit of a scary thought tbh, ive been on the meds since I was 12 and now I'm nearly 30. Maybe it is time to open talks with my psych about it though. It's getting a little hard to obtain Adderall

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Literally an episode of King of the Hill

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This was me after I got off my antipsychotics

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

No one ever dented an appliance with your face and it shows!

[–] venoft@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Adulthood just hit him overnight.

[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I still feel like there's a constant brain fog. It never seems to go away. Been there a looong time

[–] ToyDork@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

What does it mean when you are already barely functional, and then when you're 27 your mind literally goes to hell and when you get back to sanity you're never the same and you hate everything?