this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2024
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[–] Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 100 points 10 months ago

"I don't understand why my kid won't talk to me about important sensitive topics" parent starter pack.

[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 88 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 52 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah that would incite you to lie from now on.

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 46 points 10 months ago (2 children)

And show by example that lying and arbitrary cruelty is ok, especially from a position of authority.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 8 points 10 months ago

Real life lessons, smh

[–] Steve@startrek.website -3 points 10 months ago

So, good parenting?

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 44 points 10 months ago

how to tech your kid lying is good in two easy steps lmao

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

You tell em, you are either not grounded or you will not trust them for the rest of your life.

So you get grounded for 10 months and a therapist bill instead.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They tell you, you're not in a position to bargain ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 10 months ago

Start leaving "school projects" about kids who killed their parents around

Get committed involuntarily

You win! They're bad parents.

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

This is the kind of parenting that may lead to kids leaving home & disappearing from the parents' lives the day they turn eighteen.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 10 months ago

that's shit parenting

[–] Johanno@feddit.de 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Plottwist. You didn't broke the vase and were grounded for lying.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 14 points 10 months ago

you didn't break the vase, but now you know how guilty plea works

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 15 points 10 months ago

The deal has changed, pray it does not change any further

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

That's why you blame someone else instead.