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you got grounded (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by Varven@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 100 points 1 year ago

"I don't understand why my kid won't talk to me about important sensitive topics" parent starter pack.

[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 88 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bad parenting imo

[–] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah that would incite you to lie from now on.

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 46 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And show by example that lying and arbitrary cruelty is ok, especially from a position of authority.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago

Real life lessons, smh

[–] Steve@startrek.website -3 points 1 year ago

So, good parenting?

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago

how to tech your kid lying is good in two easy steps lmao

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You tell em, you are either not grounded or you will not trust them for the rest of your life.

So you get grounded for 10 months and a therapist bill instead.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They tell you, you're not in a position to bargain ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago

Start leaving "school projects" about kids who killed their parents around

Get committed involuntarily

You win! They're bad parents.

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

This is the kind of parenting that may lead to kids leaving home & disappearing from the parents' lives the day they turn eighteen.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 year ago

that's shit parenting

[–] Johanno@feddit.de 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Plottwist. You didn't broke the vase and were grounded for lying.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 14 points 1 year ago

you didn't break the vase, but now you know how guilty plea works

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 15 points 1 year ago

The deal has changed, pray it does not change any further

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

That's why you blame someone else instead.