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Do it. I dare ya. Keep digging. It's fun watching the hole get deeper while you disappear into the darkness.

So how does this man being an executive officer not immediately send a company's stocks into the shitter at this point?

He's a hypocrite, and a piece of shit. Stop listening to him. Stop reading his tweets. Stop giving him any attention at all. He's dirt under our boots and deserves nothing more.

Gonna find out real quick that Apple is more important to people than Twitter.

Me: Hates musk.

Also me: dislikes Apple.

Still me: See's this story as Musk doing another stupid thing to kill more business on both ends.

Finally me: Yessss......this news pleases me.

What does he think, Apple is going to release a keynote tomorrow with Tim Cook saying “ah, my bad, Elon doesn’t like it so we’re rolling it back”. And if he blocks Apple devices from Viewing Xitter, they’ll finally move on to other platforms which will potentially cut his user base in half.

It'll get fun if he decides to cut Apple devices off Starlink.

Do it. I dare you

This one is tricky, because Lemmy hates both Musk and AI.

Please stop posting about every fart that asshole makes ...

Do it. Do a flip!

Ah, they guy who tried to get Paypal to switch to running on Windows strikes again.

Pigeon CEO. Flies in, shits on everything, then flies out.

He's pissing his pants because nobody will want to use Grok

Musk has tantrum. Just another day ending in y.

Wait so will he ban Android because they have Gemini?

Do it you man baby!

This'll end up just like the Microsoft/Netscape Navigator antitrust suit where Microsoft got broken up and sued out of existence for trying to suffocate Netscape Navigator by denying it access to the Windows Operating System. Netscape, originally the underdog, super-won and turned into Mozilla which is now a multi-trillion dollar company that provides a shining beacon of consumer rights done right.

Oh wait, I just remembered: Netscape died and barely anything changed—only the public ever really loses. Billionaires paying thousands of dollars in fines to fight for their turn to shit on their customers.

I ordered a ton of popcorn. Please don't let me down Elon.

Musk raised $6 billion in a recent funding round for his would-be OpenAI competitor, xAI, whose first product, Grok, is meant to serve as a politically incorrect answer to ChatGPT. In addition to Tesla, SpaceX, and xAI, Musk is founder of brain interface startup Neuralink and tunneling venture Boring Company.

In case anybody is wondering why he's making a big deal out of it.

As to why emoji feels the need to make his own "anti-woke" AI, it's because he thinks that, at some point in the future, our AI overlords will decide to cull white people to meet "forced diversity quotas." I'm not kidding.

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2024/05/i-read-everything-elon-musk-posted-for-a-week-send-help/

He already removed Disney+ from the screens on Tesla's because they pulled advertising from Twitter.

560 BC - Oracle of Delphi: Croesus, if you make war on the Persians, you will destroy a mighty empire.

2024 AD - Oracle of Delphi: Elon, if you make war on Apple, you will destroy a mighty empire.

Me: Yes, Elon, do it. Do it now!

Please do. Keep making headlines for self-destruction.

Who cares about X. Mastodon and other Fediverse services are better.

Also we all know nothing is going to happen.

My go-to comment for every Musk headline never fails:

k.

Do it coward. Keep kicking that bitch down the relevance hill. I want to see that bird's mutilated carcass at your feet so you can look stupid(er) and blame somebody else some more.

He's just butthurt that he can't get xAI off the ground.

“Tim didn’t even ask me about Grok”

I have a theory that this guy tried his own implant tech which terribly failed and left permanent brain damage. it’s one way to explain the sudden and progressing unhingedness