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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 262 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

Professor was acting unethically.

He claimed there would be no judgement, and then didn't follow through on that condition.

He also instructed the student to lie in the future.

Where is my A+?


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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 88 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like business ethics to me.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 39 points 3 months ago

Ah yes. "Ethics."

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago

And the student himself acting ethically despite thinking they're only 36/100

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

The teacher sold it to a different student who kissed his ass harder.

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[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 189 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Business ethics is the opposite of ethics.

[–] hushable@lemmy.world 72 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

my business ethics professor was fired for sexually assaulting a student

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 38 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Oh, now I get it. So business ethics is just bizarro ethics.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Don't you mean Blizzard ethics?

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[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 161 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Probably what businesses really want is unethical people who are competent at lying about it, and the professor was giving anon practical career advice if not actually ethical advice.

[–] khaleer@sopuli.xyz 22 points 3 months ago (3 children)

They want those people as CEO's, not as workers.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

They still want workers who are willing to lie to protect the company. There's a reason why whistleblowers tend to be blackballed from their industries.

[–] _bcron@midwest.social 12 points 3 months ago

They still don't want an honest 95%+ ethical person in any role because it might conflict with the corporation's desire to have workers rationalize that the needs of the corporation are more important than ethics, ie not wanting to hire potential whistleblowers.

They want ethical but only to the point that they're willing to be unethical for the corporation, but not to the point that they'd ever be unethical towards the corporation. Basically sketchy 'ride or die' logic

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[–] Xanis@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

What businesses want are unethical people, but only towards everyone else. To them you must always be the pretty prim diamond unicorn princess who shit's rainbows and profit.

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 136 points 3 months ago (1 children)

36 seems like an accurate score for someone going to Business School.

[–] Sylence@lemmy.dbzer0.com 57 points 3 months ago

For the most ethical of people going to business school. Everyone else lied.

[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 98 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Business school seems to be the exact polar opposite of therapy

[–] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 58 points 3 months ago

American Psycho was a documentary.

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 90 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Anon had a massive dunk on his professor lined up.

"You said there would be no judgement and said that people should lie rather than put an accurate score on an ethics survey. Wouldn't that make your score lower than 36 then?"

[–] canihasaccount@lemmy.world 45 points 3 months ago

The professor probably would have responded that his response was another part of the lesson: don't trust those above you in a business setting.

[–] sudneo@lemm.ee 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I guess the answer would be "but I have a job already"...

[–] Xanis@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Yeah, and judging by how you immediately put down one of your students I suspect you lied to get it."

[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 23 points 3 months ago

"Now you're getting it kid."

[–] sheepishly@fedia.io 64 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"ha ha no judgement (:" proceeds to judge

methinks professor is not very ethical

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 12 points 3 months ago

Yeah, he said to lie

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 63 points 3 months ago

Goes to business school, shock that the people are twats. Yeah, they are going to school to learn how to be the owner class, what you expect, empathy?

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 52 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Anon learned his professor wants you to lie.

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[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 50 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Counter with, "this isn't a job interview" or "I'm vying for a job in the oil and gas industry".

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

The professor

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[–] Lizardking27@lemmy.world 46 points 3 months ago

In business school

I think I found your problem.

[–] medgremlin@midwest.social 41 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (7 children)

I accidentally ended up at a religious university for medical school and you better believe I've gotten in numerous fights with the law and ethics professor (who, to be fair, is actually a MD/JD) regarding the prescribed conservative religious approach to the ethics discussions. I absolutely did not change his mind, but I did get a bunch of my classmates to start asking questions by putting myself out there and challenging the professor on their BS.

Edit: I should clarify that these fights were on mic in the recorded lectures, so there's a hard record of my arguing with him.

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[–] killingspark@feddit.org 39 points 3 months ago

"And I wouldn't want to work for a liar" is the obvious comeback to this.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 33 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I'd say that this is one of the few exceptions to the "those who can't do teach" stereotype being bullshit but clearly he sucks at teaching others ethics as much as he sucks at being ethical in his own behavior 🤷

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago (2 children)

well yeah. business 'school'.

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[–] ClockNimble@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nah, he wants to see if anon can be shamed about his lack of ethics.

If he is shameless, CEO behavior.

If he is ashamed, McDonald's behavior.

If you lie about it, then just par for the course and you can be a broker anywhere. Gotta feed out the line to find the narcissistic socios and not the stealthy ones.

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[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Business school culture sucks, news at 11...

[–] jmsy@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago (6 children)

why are ethics and sustainability in the same class? They are 2 different fields. It'd be like lumping a sociology and math class together.

[–] EvergreenGuru@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago

Buddy, do I have news for you.

[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 22 points 3 months ago

In a business school they're the same thing: stuff we have to put on the syllabus so it looks like we care about them.

It's not like they actually teach those subjects, they just need to appear on the timetable. So putting them together works fine.

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[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 months ago

It wasn't a test about how ethical you are, but how moral you are

[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 12 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I'm not actually sure what the point of this greentext is supposed to be.

It's very clearly not a true story. Not particularly funny. Is this just a circle jerk for insulting people who wear a suit and tie to work?

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