this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2024
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[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 119 points 2 months ago (3 children)

hes really mean to me

become friends with him

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 72 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Spiralvortexisalie@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Literally explained everything in the post

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

Honestly same

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 2 months ago

Because having someone, even if they treat you badly, can be better than having no one.

Source: fuckin been there

I did this in school, the bullying got less severe because of it.

[–] ma1w4re@lemm.ee 78 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 65 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The whole plot was going there and then it didn't happen

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 22 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Here is the second half by popular demand

[–] bigboig@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 months ago

4chan has really perfected the disaster narrator

[–] Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

How wholesome.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

There we go.

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 2 points 2 months ago

Let's fucking go

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

theoretically, that could be written by a different person
/s they're both anonymous

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago

at least that way we know its real

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He cut ended the story right before it started.

[–] SsxChaos@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

Is there a second season?

[–] Frog@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

I waz waiting for the "choo choo".

[–] tilefan@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

racist what now