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There are some radical left-wing neighborhoods in Germany, that try to keep rents low by shooting into the air with blank firearms
This one's for every friend who got taken off the streets
So the upper class could sleep, so the upper class could sleep
I'll miss the spraypaint and slashed tires.
-Pat "the Bunny" Schneeweis
This is the first time I've ever seen any one in the wild mention Pat the Bunny. Painfully under appreciated.
Agreed. Glad to see he seems to be doing well and has an album coming out with his new band next month!
This whole comment section is nuts. Who knew a green text about drones and crackheads could set off such vitriol filled discussions about gendered language, homelessness, and whether human dignity can be measured in dollars?
Is there a community for wtf Lemmy takes? Because this comment section is a trove for some of that
just renewed my rent. It went up 30%
Flies a drone above anon
Drone speaker: "Womp womp"
That's why you befriend them instead of scaring them away.
Until the fact that you befriended them gets you fired because it scares your coworkers.
Or gets you robbed
Always keep a couple crackheads. Also, make sure you filter your crackheads. You want the ones who'll help you clean your garage for $10, not the ones who will clean out your garage for about $10 down at the pawn shop.
Promote a positive environment, help turn the crackden into a crackhome.
You want the ones who’ll help you clean your garage for $10, not the ones who will clean out your garage for about $10 down at the pawn shop.
This guy knows his junkies.
There's a slight but very crucial difference.
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You joke, but the crackhead hooker next door to me in Chicago would clean my place, top to bottom, for a 20 spot. Wouldn't dare steal anything because I was good money for a regular rock.
That's the thing about addicts. They're still people. Some get into a bad situation and know better than to fuck up the few good opportunities they'll get. Many will fuck themselves over for easy and quick gains. The latter group is why my wife would kill me if I hired an addict prostitute to clean our home.
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You have never lived in a Crack friendly neighborhood.
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