Soup you can suck on
MC Comings, VP, Business Unit Director for Progresso
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this post was submitted on 17 Jan 2025
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I mean people already suck on boullion cubes
Willy Wonka predicted this. Just spit it out before it gets to the blueberry pie.
All “could we”, no “should we”
Scientists? Preoccupied!
Sweet soup? Ick!
Why would it be sweet? It's more like a bouillon cube.
They stole my catchphrase!
Back to "Stew you can chew"
here's an early review
https://www.thetakeout.com/1758741/progresso-chicken-noodle-soup-drops-review/
I've already gone over the fact that they are, in fact, gross, and you won't want to try more than one. But the thing is, if you buy a container, you can bring it to your friends and family and say, "Hey, want to try a salty drop that's supposed to taste like chicken noodle soup? They're gross."
Or, take them into the doctor/dentist/bank office and mix them into the bowl of hard candies.
That’s so evil, lol, I love it
If I did that, my dentist would definitely know it was me., Lol
What kind of evil dentists has hard candies available in their lobby?
Just the regular evil kind
So my take from this is that this could be a neat alternative to bullion and a funny gag gift. That's honestly not nearly as awful as I expected.
I've gotten salty candy at Asian markets, I'm sure of this has been done better elsewhere.
Finally!
fucking pass.
.. me the soup drops!