this post was submitted on 11 Feb 2025
864 points (99.4% liked)

Not The Onion

13565 readers
1847 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Comments must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Really this is where AP drew the line?

[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 310 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Good. Get punished. Don't go along with it. If you start bowing and scraping so you won't get ejected from the oval office, then that will enable that much more the gradual evolution that will lead you along with many other people to get "punished" in ways that are far more severe. Like, barges floating off of Gitmo or working in the fields on a prison labor system severe. It is insane to me that people are taking all of this so lightly and going along with it.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 159 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Even from the ideal pro-capitalist hat on; AP benefits from this. It might seem that short term they lose money by not having hot off the press news to sell, but long term they keep their credibility, which is ultimately the product they sell.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] imposedsensation@lemmynsfw.com 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Any thoughts on how can I punish Google for renaming stuff in Google Maps? My company is already removing Google Analytics and Google Maps from our web site and has halted a planned migration to Google Workspace. And I have personally stopped using Chrome and Google Search which is just a cesspool of AI generated from garbage anymore anyway. But surely there must be more I can do...

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 days ago

Just keep pushing the groupthink to get out of Google. They can't be trusted, now, more than ever.

[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Absolutely. That's a good start. Mouseflow or one of its competitors honestly was always more useful to me than Google Analytics. Honestly, as far as I know, a huge share of their income still comes from search ads and YouTube. I think if you just avoid those things, you're already doing more or less as much as you can.

Oh, also, publicize duckduckgo and friends over Google. Google search has become far less useful than it used to be, anyway.

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] hmonkey@lemy.lol 161 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Confirmed, the US is a sensitive country

[–] kungen@feddit.nu 97 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What happened to "snowflakes"? I guess that just like everything else, it was projection.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Thanks to climate change the snowflakes melted. /hj

Yellow snow “flakes”

[–] ArchRecord@lemm.ee 135 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Gives me a little extra respect for AP than before. Don't comply with fascists. Make them show just how incredibly sensitive and ridiculous they are.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 55 points 1 week ago (4 children)

More respect for the AP? Them and Reuters are the two defacto news orgs that 95% of other news get their articles from lmfao.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I love AP, too. Even Reuters can get a little eyebrow-raising sometimes, but I find AP pretty consistently solid. They're straight-up targeting the actual, real-deal journalists. ProPublica's likely to be fucked with, too.

[–] ArchRecord@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

Oh, for sure. I've noticed a lot of other news sites simply citing them or republishing their content. To clarify, I didn't mean what I said in any kind of "I didn't respect them much before" kind of way. I heavily respect them, as well as ProPublica, like another person mentioned earlier. I just hold even more respect from them after this.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Also, don't accept or repeat their narratives.

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 101 points 1 week ago

But I thought dead naming was cool? Now you want to use preferred names.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 93 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So Trump is offended that the AP deadnamed his gulf? Imagine that…

[–] Bronzebeard@lemm.ee 24 points 1 week ago

Not even deadnamed. The "name change" only impacts like a specific section of it, not the whole thing.

[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago

Child Throws Temper Tantrum Because He Didn’t Get His Way

FTFY.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I too, am not allowed into the Oval Office.

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

We should make our own Oval Office with blackjack and hookers!

Wait…the official one probably has those too. Blackjack, hookers, AND the Gulf of Mexico!

[–] iturnedintoanewt@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

I wouldn't want to belong in a place that accepts people like me.

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 46 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Blocking the press is how the Trump admin can they make this absurd distraction a much bigger deal with no repercussions. The power of names is much diminished in these times. We need a better name vibe. call it Gulf of Slow The Fuck Down

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So dumb. What a sniveling child.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

Classic fashy behavior.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 37 points 1 week ago

Any press still allowed in is just bootlicking government mouthpieces anyway.

[–] QualifiedKitten@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I know of at least one US government web page that still references "Gulf of Mexico", but I don't want to link it, because I'm very curious to see how long it can fly under the radar. I have a thing set up that checks the page regularly and will alert me whenever it changes.

Is there a way to set up archive.org or something like that to save regular snapshots without risking drawing more attention to it?

[–] dan@upvote.au 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Install ArchiveBox. Even if you don't have a home server or VPS, you can run it on your regular PC - it's just a Docker container, or if you don't like Docker, you can run the Python code directly. http://archivebox.io/

That way, it's under your full control, and you keep all the data.

For tracking changes to sites, changedetection.io is free and open-source if you self-host it. Just their remotely hosted version costs money.

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Use archive.is and manually save it every hour?

archive.org is subject to takedown requests, so its pointless.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 week ago

toss another lawsuit on the fire in 4... 3... 2... 1...

[–] miscellanii@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Interesting to note that they’re standing firm on Gulf of Mexico but not Denali.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 week ago

one is an international body of water, the other is wholly contained within the borders of the u.s. that's why they went that route.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 week ago

That's actually pretty pathetic

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I hate news articles so much. "The (underlined) Associated Press said" ahh, this must be a link to the actual quote, I'll read that. Nope! Just a link to their website. At least it's not as bad as other sites that link to other random articles.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

The worst are the outlets that appear to outright refuse to link to anything but their own site... It will reference something, and instead of the link actually going to the thing, it goes to the last article they posted on the thing. Ugh. Few things make me leave a news site faster.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Better than "Download the app to read the article"

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 16 points 1 week ago

The Fourth Estate has been dead a long time now. Every once in a while you get someone that pushes back , but then they seem to get quietened.

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 13 points 1 week ago

Seems like the AP isn't counting the lights in the official manner. There's five lights. It's official. It's not something there's any need to stubbornly disagree about, Picard.

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago
[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 week ago

Sure seems like he's filled that swamp back up

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is a pretty open and shut first amendment violation, no?

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Can't see why. The government isn't telling them what they can't say, only barring them from listening to the administration first hand.

But no worries! The blatant 1st violations will be along soon enough. The notion of free speech is too sacred to us Americans to trash right up from, takes some time.

[–] Takumidesh@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

It's not a free speech issue it's a free press issue:

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

The press is called out separately on purpose.

Of course, actually it states congress, but the supreme Court has ruled that it applies to all members of the government, and so thanks to common law, it would apply here.

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They are effectively telling them what they can and cannot say by punishing them for not saying the thing the admin wants them to say.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Etterra@discuss.online 8 points 1 week ago

Tell is Donald Trump is a whiny piss baby without telling us he's a whiny piss baby.

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Repubs were always the cuckflake bitches.

load more comments
view more: next ›