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[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 15 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] straightjorkin@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

Well you know what they say, not ever republican is a pedophile, but every pedophile is a republican

[–] LucidLyes@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

When they're literally deranged by Taylor Swift and Barbie movies...

[–] LucidLyes@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

they're so far gone in the cult they belong in mental institutions

[–] Kalysta@lemm.ee 10 points 8 hours ago

This will not pass in Minnesota. What a stupid bit of grandstanding and waste of taxpayer money.

[–] ItsJannnneee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

"How dare you notice my fascism! You're mentally ill!" gaslighting at its finest and classifying something doesn't make it true.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 13 points 11 hours ago

When you let the nuts runs the show, sanity goes on trial

[–] MentallyExhausted@reddthat.com 30 points 13 hours ago (2 children)
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago

That was remarkably fast

[–] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago

Gaggle Of Pedophiles

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

This will give the Government of Putin the excuse to throw the critics into the privately run detention centers.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago

Maybe if your cult obsession with Trump is to the point where you propose bills like this you might be mentally ill for real.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 28 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Guys, just steal this and use it to describe deranged Trump idiots. The right wing steals useful words like "fake news" and "groomer" and alters their meanings for political purposes all of the time. This one should be a layup because without reading into it everyone already thinks it's the condition those everyday July 4th cosplay, big truck with tattered flags morons have.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

Funny thing is that's how I read it...

[–] eran_morad@lemmy.world 20 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] schizo@forum.uncomfortable.business 12 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I seem to clearly remember a story from the Bible about this, but perhaps they've simply skipped that part during their reading?

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

They only read the clobber verses about killing gay men, and the shitty bits of Paul (much of which wasn’t even written by Paul).

You can tell they don’t even read the Sodom and Gomorrah stuff, because they don’t know about Lot’s daughters getting their dad drunk to rape him, which is like immediately after.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

Nah they know about it, let no conservative tell you their Christian. To be Christian is to aspire to be like Christ, very few self proclaimed Christiana can claim that

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago
[–] limelight79@lemm.ee 24 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

I love how far I had to read before it was clear that it's not what Trump has; it's what people who disagree with him apparently have.

Diseases are often named after their victims...

Also, and this is buried in everything he is doing, but how arrogant do you have to be to assume that every person disagrees with him just because he's Donald Trump, and not because there are valid concerns?

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 21 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

its not about arrogance.

its about manufacturing cause to lock up and dispose of dissenting voices.

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 36 points 19 hours ago

The smug childishness of a grade school bully who got you in trouble after you lost your shit and finally punched back. These assclowns are infuriating.

[–] Alpha71@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Canada and Mexico REALLY need to seal our borders...

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 8 points 14 hours ago

The problems in both countries have always been the US

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 14 points 17 hours ago

Russian stooge uses Russian method of oppression by abusing the mental health care system.

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