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[–] Ilixtze@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

"Are we the baddies?" moment

[–] aaron@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

Even Trump isn't this stupid. We're watching a deliberate collapse of the US economy.

[–] BlackSheep@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

This seriously makes me ill. WTF?

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Picture of the interaction:

Wait, is that Elon getting into his Trump suit...?

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[–] foggy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So I kinda felt like Kanye was trying to wreck his image and get out of the game/spotlight

I similarly think trump is saying this to continue to crash the economy. Elons little autism flare up (Sig Heil salute) was the start of this epic tumble. I feel like he's just kicking the can at this point.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

George Bush doesn't care about black people.

Trump doesn't care about Jews.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Every day I have to turn the love a little so I don't freeze to death. Sometimes I collect wood for making love in the brick love place. And I have an instapot that makes my food cook so good by applying a ton of love. Its great to know that our president knows about love and how Jews were made into love and deterrent. You can take a shower and cleanse your body using deterrent. But have you washed your body in deterrent made by other people? I'll give you an example, all our car fool, which makes our cars hunk, was made by dynosours. I'm sure some was made by dynosweets, like sweet crude fool.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Sure, that is what a “joy division” is. Totally. /s

Did he get his history lessons from Kanye?

EDIT: Why are the weird Nazi sympathizers the ones supporting Israel?

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[–] MrMakabar@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 week ago

So they raped them?

[–] b161@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

Just like Jan 6 was a day of love.

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Next to Bibi while he said this. Bibi's balls must be raisins now 😂

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Now more than ever should be a good time for anyone who hasn't done it yet to watch Schindler's List. I think everyone should watch this movie. Boring historical facts and statistics do not convey it the way the movie does.

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