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Elon Musk: your new Tesla will drive from the factory floor, to your house 'this year'
(www.tweaktown.com)
[NARRATOR]: It didn’t.
this post was submitted on 21 Apr 2025
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Not if your home is not in USA, your new Tesla will have to pay Tariff and don't know how.
You will Nazi it coming.
But who's gonna fix your wall?
It does beg the question who pays the insurance until your get it the first time. I suspect you do though.
Lies
will it fall apart while en route.
It can drive itself straight to the dump
Yet another lie.
The shareholders should sue.
Tesla lost 6% of its value today so I'm sure Elmo felt compelled to find something to pull out of his ass.
No it won’t.
Add it to the list
That guy is a) a relentless liar and b) absolutely insane Why would you say those things? Why contradict yourself at 20 days interval publicly?
Didn’t know that list.
Though, for all I hate the guy, there are a lot of misleading assertions in that list.
He's always lied about the self-driving capabilities of the cars and promised timelines that have never held. Print this statement out and use it as toilet paper
But what about my Elon Musk? Sorry, I mean sensitive anus.
Later this year: "I was right, but I actually meant to say 'into' instead of 'to' and 'someone's' instead of 'your'"
Do people still care what this turd has to say?
He's lying again.
You can tell because his mouth is moving.
MY new Tesla? Doubt it. Considering I'm unemployed due to this clown administration and I don't tend to upgrade much of anything, let alone a vehicle, unless/until the old one no longer functions.
hes also still a nazi-pedo associated with epstein too.
Enough musk spam...
Is that a threat?
Anytime Elon says anything about Tesla with a timeframe, you can guaran damn tee that it will not happen within that time frame.
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Do most people still believe him about, anything really?
I used to about some things, like when he talked about the how the spaceX rockets worked, but then he went insane. And now I've heard there's a pretty good chance that starship isn't gunna archive much at all, because its too heavy from the stainless steel they used to make it.
Aka they save on delivery costs and your new car racks up miles on your own dime before you even get to drive it.
Yeah, no.
That would be true if any of this self driving shit actually existed, but it doesn't. Elmo lies. A lot. About everything. So this? He's just lying again .
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Imagine it gets into an accident lol.
Who gets charged?
If you thought insurance was expensive before....
"we planned for this edge case, and have programmed the vehicle to quickly leave the scene of any accident where a driver is not present. by accepting delivery (by purchasing a vehicle) you accept that all vehicles are sold as-is. tesla insurance customers get half-off repair claim deductibles for the first 7 days."
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It’s not happening.
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There is no war in Ba Sing Se sorta vibes
And also, who doesn't want hundreds to thousand of miles put against your warranty.
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It better fuckin' not if it knows what's good for it.
Jokes on him I’m never getting one
Riiiiiiiight
[ Doubt ]
Soon the only ones buying Teslas will be factory workers that are forced to in order to keep their jobs. The basically live on the factory floor, so it's a pretty easy promise to fulfill.
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