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I'm so sure that this will happen...

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[–] secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 23 minutes ago

Enough musk spam...

[–] rational_lib@lemmy.world 5 points 58 minutes ago

Later this year: "I was right, but I actually meant to say 'into' instead of 'to' and 'someone's' instead of 'your'"

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 4 points 54 minutes ago
[–] oakey66@lemmy.world 10 points 1 hour ago
[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 hours ago

He's always lied about the self-driving capabilities of the cars and promised timelines that have never held. Print this statement out and use it as toilet paper

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 hour ago

It better fuckin' not if it knows what's good for it.

[–] MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

Is that a threat?

[–] 467265654C75696769@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] neclimdul@lemmy.world 17 points 2 hours ago

You can tell because his mouth is moving.

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 16 points 3 hours ago

MY new Tesla? Doubt it. Considering I'm unemployed due to this clown administration and I don't tend to upgrade much of anything, let alone a vehicle, unless/until the old one no longer functions.

[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Jokes on him I’m never getting one

[–] primemagnus@lemmy.ca 16 points 4 hours ago

Do most people still believe him about, anything really?

[–] tanpopopper@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Soon the only ones buying Teslas will be factory workers that are forced to in order to keep their jobs. The basically live on the factory floor, so it's a pretty easy promise to fulfill.

[–] OmegaMan@lemmings.world 37 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Anytime Elon says anything about Tesla with a timeframe, you can guaran damn tee that it will not happen within that time frame.

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[–] yesman@lemmy.world 17 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

There is no war in Ba Sing Se sorta vibes

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 118 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (25 children)

Aka they save on delivery costs and your new car racks up miles on your own dime before you even get to drive it.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 31 points 6 hours ago

Yeah, no.

That would be true if any of this self driving shit actually existed, but it doesn't. Elmo lies. A lot. About everything. So this? He's just lying again .

[–] mesamunefire@lemmy.world 43 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

Imagine it gets into an accident lol.

Who gets charged?

If you thought insurance was expensive before....

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 14 points 6 hours ago

"we planned for this edge case, and have programmed the vehicle to quickly leave the scene of any accident where a driver is not present. by accepting delivery (by purchasing a vehicle) you accept that all vehicles are sold as-is. tesla insurance customers get half-off repair claim deductibles for the first 7 days."

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[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 16 points 6 hours ago

It’s not happening.

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[–] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 4 points 4 hours ago

Ha ha ha sure Elon.

[–] Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org 2 points 3 hours ago

What excuse can he use later?

I mean, when it turns out that it's not happening this year, and not even next year.

Any bets?

My guess: He won't be with Tesla anymore then, so all these broken promises become somebody else's problem.

[–] just_another_person@lemmy.world 17 points 6 hours ago

Riiiiiiiight

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 64 points 8 hours ago (4 children)

And also, who doesn't want hundreds to thousand of miles put against your warranty.

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[–] vegeta@lemmy.world 49 points 8 hours ago
[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

When a battered car with a mangled cyclist smashed through your wall

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 hours ago
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