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Later this year: "I was right, but I actually meant to say 'into' instead of 'to' and 'someone's' instead of 'your'"
He's always lied about the self-driving capabilities of the cars and promised timelines that have never held. Print this statement out and use it as toilet paper
It better fuckin' not if it knows what's good for it.
Is that a threat?
He's lying again.
You can tell because his mouth is moving.
MY new Tesla? Doubt it. Considering I'm unemployed due to this clown administration and I don't tend to upgrade much of anything, let alone a vehicle, unless/until the old one no longer functions.
Jokes on him I’m never getting one
Do most people still believe him about, anything really?
Soon the only ones buying Teslas will be factory workers that are forced to in order to keep their jobs. The basically live on the factory floor, so it's a pretty easy promise to fulfill.
Anytime Elon says anything about Tesla with a timeframe, you can guaran damn tee that it will not happen within that time frame.
There is no war in Ba Sing Se sorta vibes
Aka they save on delivery costs and your new car racks up miles on your own dime before you even get to drive it.
Yeah, no.
That would be true if any of this self driving shit actually existed, but it doesn't. Elmo lies. A lot. About everything. So this? He's just lying again .
Imagine it gets into an accident lol.
Who gets charged?
If you thought insurance was expensive before....
"we planned for this edge case, and have programmed the vehicle to quickly leave the scene of any accident where a driver is not present. by accepting delivery (by purchasing a vehicle) you accept that all vehicles are sold as-is. tesla insurance customers get half-off repair claim deductibles for the first 7 days."
It’s not happening.
Ha ha ha sure Elon.
What excuse can he use later?
I mean, when it turns out that it's not happening this year, and not even next year.
Any bets?
My guess: He won't be with Tesla anymore then, so all these broken promises become somebody else's problem.
Riiiiiiiight
And also, who doesn't want hundreds to thousand of miles put against your warranty.
When a battered car with a mangled cyclist smashed through your wall
OH YEAH !