When I see greentexts posted here, I play along with them because it’s more fun that way. With this one, I don’t feel like I have to play along. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was true.
this post was submitted on 30 Apr 2025
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Anon picked an anthro catgirl. His journey to where he is now was short.
i'd meow back :3
I'd bark.
Yeah, no, don't start meowing. I don't understand, but somehow, it just becomes a part of you, and takes a conscious effort to stop.
It can be used in moderation. Obviously when talking back and forth with an actual cat is one example.
Another is from the days before cell phones. If my parents got separated from each other when shopping, my dad would start to meow very loudly and mom would run over as quick as she could, to shut him up and stop embarrassing us.
I didn't realize that I have a weird laugh until someone found me by listening for it. Apparently normal people don't laugh by inhaling rather than exhaling.
Explains the meowing nuns thing
Growl and bark instead.
FFXIV gives you the gay.
It happened to me.
Its just made you aware of the gay. They was always there.
Would you say it's mostly due to big buff guys or cute catgirls?
Yes
You meet the Mandervilles once, next thing you know, you're oiling up Gerolt's abs.
Irony leads you to strange places.
Firefox 14 was a terrible release.
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Play Limsa games, win Limsa prizes.
I avoid limsa just because the whiplash of going between "ew role players" and "but they look so much cooler than me" is devastating to my psyche.
So what's the problem?
Many men online roleplaying girls
Shes just like me frfr
I have heard people meow on the street before randomly. Makes me wanna run everytime. Now I know how they got that way
I started calling people bro and brother because of shit like this.