Thanks for the red circle, I wouldn’t have known what to read otherwise
this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2023
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It's missing a emoji so I know how to react tho
And where’s the arrows and impact text so I know exactly what to read??
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Highest killcount listed is 300 as a single individual.
So 301 would be a fun world record attempt
Proven is 193. It's not what you know, it's what you can prove in court.
Must've gotten 6 stars
It probably was there at some point. Here's an edit page where someone undid the edit adding "You can help expanding this list by killing people!" (Poor grammar copied as is)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:MobileDiff/1135793049
If you looked far back enough, you could probably find the phrase in the picture.
Caaaaaaaaarl!
Oh come on, I only stabbed him 37 times.
I had the rumbles in my tummy only hands could satisfy!
What is wrong with you Carl?
Well, I kill people and I eat hands. That's two things.
Sorry but I gotta get on the leaderboard
They asked nicely, so you can't kill people.
Murderers have been cancelled
Stupid woke anti-murder cancel culture. In my day, we got murdered 3 times a week uphill both ways, and we were grateful!
You can expand the list legally by discovering more serial killers.