This actually happened to me with Jade from Beyond Good & Evil
It is waaaaay too easy for anyone to go on a r34 site these days lol
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These days? Mah boi, back in my day you'd very easily end up accidentally watching something horribly illegal just seconds before your computer is bricked by a Trojan.
Sometimes, you weren't even looking for porn!
I remember the first porn site I ever went on.
It was whitehouse.com and I was looking for Whitehouse.gov.
It was in the school library too. On a beige crt monitor!
Life was simpler back then.
I remember back in 1998 in my Desktop Publishing class, a girl wanted to sign up for an email address. I told her to go to hotmail.com to create one. She typed in hotmale.com and got a whole different kind of website than she was expecting.
I think I was looking into renfair type stuff once and told my friend to go to chainmaile.com (long gone now) saying "that's 'mail' with an 'e'". He did not go to the right website.
the lawless years of the internet were beautiful, i experienced most of them when i was a child, and i turned out normal (that's a lie, of course, i'm unsure how watching happy tree friends or one man one jar at 12 years old fucked me up, but i'm sure it did, somehow)
I think there's an entire generation of us that thinks tubgirl, goatse (I remember reading the guy's story, or at least someone pretending to be that guy and writing the story), beheadings, and hatchet vs. genitals are completely normal experiences. Who didn't watch all those, right?
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these days?
I've had r34 sites bookmarked in 2000, when I was a teenager
Sure, but you weren't accessing those sites from a computer that fit in your pocket and that you carried around with you at all times.
Not at all, a magazine is basically a computer but with faster data access speeds while sacrificing some read/write capabilities.
Also, like Lemmy, video is not supported.
What do you mean by video not being supported on Lemmy?
You sir, have great taste
Jokes aside, seems to be an issue with apps supporting it, because it does work on the web app which means Lemmy itself does support it.
Linking off site works, but try uploading an .mp4 or even an animated .gif directly to a Lemmy instance. Most don't support it, and the ones that do had to add the functionality themselves.
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Forgot to mention but .mp3 is also supported
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Good. Nothing wrong with porn or erotification of things that don't exist. We're just horny beings.
The worst is when you come across story spoilers for something in your backlog when you're browsing.
I assumed she's from a game, but didnt know the game or her name. All I know is the meme template:
all I know is:
YOU SHOULD'VE PICKED MERCYYYY
Nerf Bastion
You should learn how this game works
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Everyone's minds are going straight to porn, but I have an explanation for this:
There is a lot of lore in OW; Blizzard has a ton of videos on YouTube that do a deep dive into it. Entire mini episodes of the stuff. My nieces and nephews (all under the age of 8) love every OW video Blizzard uploads. They didn't know there was a game, either. To them it's just another cartoon.
It's from porn and it's not even debatable.
Username checks out
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Fake - Overwatch is first person so the brother wouldn’t immediately recognize the character being played if he was unfamiliar with the game and just entered the room
Gay - the brother watches hentai
Most of my time playing OW is watching my killcams, which are third person
You literally see the character in overwatch in the lower left hand side corner.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again
Overwatch is an amazing porn series, that has a shit game adaptation
puberty
This actually happened to me with Jade from Beyond Good & Evil
Mine was loona from helluva boss. I wondered what the fuck this wolf thing that kept cropping up in random places was, then found the show and thought it was brilliant.
Fatherless activities
FPS game, you can't really see which character he was playing with
Overwatch pops into third person pretty frequently, and you can see them while picking a character.
The only time mercy pops into 3rd person is when doing an emote or receiving a team mate.
Oh, she receives her team mates on a regular basis, alright. He he
I think the OP is talking about himself. Kinda fucks you up when your first look at a cartoon or video game character is porn and then you see the real thing.
Hormones?
This actually happened to me with Jade from Beyond Good & Evil
I see Beyond Good & Evil, I instantly upvote.
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FNF mod might be the cause
First person shooter
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