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this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2025
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Sure, Viking love looks appealing, until your husband starts bringing home sex slaves and teaching your children how to raid England.
The being taught to raid England part seems lit.
since I'd be the husband in this scenario, I don't see what's wrong with it
Also, I think I would be an equal-opportunity viking raider. My wife would get some English sex slaves of her own for our anniversary.
It wasn't even unusual with female vikings.
god i love sex
Take her raiding! Make her your viqueen.
if you're doing this you're just cucking yourself
- And?
- If you're not torturing English villagers together with your wife during the winter, is it even a viking marriage?
you know what they say; the couple who pillages together, stays together.
I've never said anything against torturing english villagers
It's an open relationship, fundie.
MFW people keep trying to romanticize the Viking lifestyle
Our culture is not a costume.
I need more of this show
Dark Crystal vibes
They're the same picture.
Ah, I see, Anon wishes he gets cuddles and intamacy in a heteroromantic way.
No no. It's the perfectly round unblemished skin and hair that's so full-bodied it practically defies gravity.