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[–] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 40 points 3 days ago (1 children)

By copying that fish, he took business away from the fisherman who caught it. If it weren't for his piracy, many people would have been hungry and bought fish from him. Copying fish is stealing.

[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You wouldn‘t download a cod

Isn't it like 200gb?

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 66 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Do you think he has sudo privileges or does he su in?

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Well he was only granted admin privileges by his father so he likely had a set of AWS (Apparently the World Started) credentials rather than just raw root access. The documentation is the Bible of course

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 8 points 3 days ago

if the bible was about 3 sysadmins who are all somehow also the same guy I would actually sit down and read all of it.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Oh duh. Forgot about Appendix D.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Jesus: “System call…”

[–] M137@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago
[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Something I've learned is that :

  1. Aside from Indie Devs who keep their properties long term, any money you pay for a game gets split between retailers, distribution chains, and publishing companies and NOT the people who made that game. It doesn't matter how many copies of FO:NV you buy, Obsidian gets none of it, they were already paid (and denied bonuses).

  2. Piracy increases games awareness and promotes them, so by allowing some amount of piracy the developers actually boost their sales. E.G. Factorio distributes standalones which, obviously, does lead to friends giving each other copies.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Also I used to never believe people actually end up buying games they "just pirated to check if it runs on my pc or not."

Then I got my first job and gradually bought a bunch of games on GoG that I used to play as a kid.

There is actual incentive to buy the game later on once money problems are slightly better and you want to play a game you really liked before.

[–] catty@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Piracy increases games awareness and promotes them,

MS used this to full effect making their software so easy to pirate and all keys were easily found online. It didn't affect them but only help because every student trained on MS office, taking those skills into the workforce and for which companies paid for a commercial licence.

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 34 points 3 days ago

He didn't once think of the poor baker and fisherman he was depriving of wealth

[–] sunglocto@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

If you can go to hell for pirating a videogame then I'm sure like 95% of humanity is in hell for much more egregious sins.

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Like wearing clothes of mixed fabrics, shaving your face, touching a woman who is on her period, eating any kind of shellfish, eating any cloven hooved beast (like pig, deer, etc.) or covering your head if you're a man / not covering your head if you are a woman.

Straight to hell!

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Don't forget coloring your hair as a man to anything besides gray and white if you have black hair and anything besides white if you have gray hair unless you are about to fight people.

I am not saying this as a "religion is so random" type criticism of Islam. I just really like it as example of a rule that historically makes sense but nowadays just sounds oddly specific.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

Need to add in every other sin that every other religion with a Bad Place when you die has. Pretty sure that covers everyone.

[–] ijedi1234@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Fapping is enough for God to send you to Hell, apparently.

"What are you in for?"

"Mass murder. I blew up 20-30 people before the cops gunned me down. You?"

"I burst after playing one of those Japanese video games."

[–] frog@feddit.uk 6 points 3 days ago

Some mass murders will make it to heaven because they are really really sorry and they believe in God so much.

Atheist that devote his life getting food and water to the starving? Straight to hell because you have to stroke God's ego.

[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 days ago

The premise of The Good Place..and other works I imagine

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

I'm going to hell in a handbasket, and I'll have good company too

Cause if I was so bad, then there's no need to be sad

Cause everybody else will be there too (including you!)

[–] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

and look how he was penalised for it.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

A commuted death sentence? Anyone else would have been dead for way longer than 3 days

[–] noretus@sopuli.xyz 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

The only hell you might get from pirating and other "easy sources of excess pleasure" is the hedonic treadmill. I'd say Steam sales are more likely to cause this at this point but we're definitely seeing the effects of easy entertainment on the general population. Brainrot and all that. It's not fire and brimstone but the world ain't looking great. But personally I'd take notes from Buddhism rather than Christianity as the latter is way more preoccupied with what happens after this life (the religion of kicking the can down the road).

[–] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's not the easy entertainment that's causing brainrot, it's the convenient sacrifices. The ads. The pollution. Time spent in cars. The plastic crap. The noise. The horrible news. The apoliticism. The talking machine that thinks for you.

Those aren't entertainment or luxuries, they're daily micro-tortures that are easy to get used to, easy to tolerate, easy to ignore, but still carve out pieces of your soul. People are being worn down to nothing as surely as if by any addiction. It's not the high that kills you, it's the side effects. Weed isn't a tenth as dangerous as tobacco cigarettes, and one's got more high, one's got more side effects.

[–] noretus@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's both. And I say this as a consumer of easy entertainment (within limits, because I know the effects). We really struggle with tolerating boredom these days and that's not good for the brain. We're extremely overstimulated and exhausted but we crave constant stimulation anyway to ward off the "down" moments, the boring moments.

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah. I bet we're going to find that it increases dementia rates by a lot.

I wonder what the effects are on brain development as well. I could see it doing something similar to children raised in warzones, fucking up adrenals and stress responses.

[–] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

Ads have taught people that every blank space and every moment of quiet should be filled with attention grabbing manipulative bullshit. If it weren't for ads, people would have an easier time slowing down. They can't calm down for the same reason an abuse survivor can't. They think the next hit is coming as soon as they're not ready for it.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

🔥"Worth it!"🔥

[–] catty@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Asking for a friend, how is gaming on linux with pirated games and the whole virus situation? About a decade ago I read that viruses could break out of the VM sandbox.

[–] null@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Assuming you installed a virus through wine/proton, it's entirely possible for it execute if it has what it needs to run from the wine prefix.

Whether or not it can do any real damage depends on the virus, but there's nothing stopping it from getting access to anything your user can.

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

To me, that is quite funny: the windows emulation is now so good, even the windows viruses can run on linux! Yay!

Jokes aside, it all depends. There are ways to sandbox things, and every now and then some clever kid figures out how to break out of sandboxes. A lot of the perceived linux security comes from the fact that most virus authors target the biggest chunk of the market, windows pcs. Most bang for the buck.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

You wouldn't download a pizza

AAAAAAAGH WHY DID I MAKE CONCORD