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[–] Samdell@lemmy.eco.br 24 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I think more masturbation would fix this.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 10 hours ago

And ditch the gatcha games, and play DOOM 2 mods or lauch a number of Minecraft modpacks through PolyMC

[–] match@pawb.social 3 points 20 hours ago

yeah, get some xxl woofia dailies in there

[–] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 94 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Dude needs to stop playing predatory gacha games.

I don't understand people who WILLINGLY install that shit. They KNOW how they work and are monetized. And unlike gambling at a casino, there's zero chance of you being up money at any point.

[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 17 points 21 hours ago

I think of them as "Gotcha!" games, cause their point is to trick you.

[–] ech@lemmy.ca 13 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Addiction doesn't really care about this kind of logic.

[–] jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works -3 points 5 hours ago

gambling isn't an addiction, it's a lifestyle.

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

I was going to say YEAH! but then remembered I was addicted to World of Warcraft from 2006 to 2017 and then ~~relapsed~~ started playing again in 2019 after WoW classic came out and every now and then something wriggles in my brain to say you should sign up again, it'll be fun

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Exactly. I have been gaming for decades, yet I never played any of these. Only heard of WOW and Apex Legends out of all the names, no idea what the rest are.

It is possible to spend your money and time on games that provide the entertainment you’re looking for, but not exploit you.

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

All (or most, don't recognize some) of these are gacha games. You get characters by participating in essentially a slot machine (hence the name "pulling"), more or less. The more powerful characters have lower odds. You can do dailies for pulls or you can spend money to pull more often.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Huh, that sounds like shit. Why would anyone play that?

I know when Factorio introduced quality some people complained it was like gambling, but in Factorio its done at a level where probability just averages out. I want a rare shiny iron plate and 2% of the time I will get one. So if I make 25,000 iron plates per minute I will be getting 500 rare shiny plates a minute.

[–] Xabis@lemmy.world 1 points 37 minutes ago (1 children)

Why do people gamble? Because that’s what this is.

The companies don’t even care about the average player. They are trying to hook rich people with more money then sense, aka whales.

A long time ago the industry realized an extremely small percent blows way more money than all the others combined.

If you ever played a game with any kind of monitization and asked yourself why everything is $40 and how the average player can afford it, this is why.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 minutes ago

So the 1% are the problem in games as well.

[–] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I played Arknights for a bit because there's actually a pretty solid tower defense game in there. There's not a big selection of good games for Android and I wanted something I could play when I have no laptop with me.

Unfortunately the good gameplay is buried under tons of attention hogging gacha bullshit.

I stopped playing once I realized that I was spending more time doing chores than actually playing through interesting content. Also, while the BGM is nothing short of lavish, the presentation of the story is like a very cheap VN, which basically killed any hope of getting engaged in the story or the characters.

I didn't spend much more than maybe twenty bucks on it so it's not too bad given the partially solid gameplay. But yeah, I'm done with live service bullshit games.

[–] maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world 70 points 1 day ago

You could get a job, work less, and get paid for it...

[–] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 15 points 22 hours ago

Someone should shop in the new horse girl gacha game into this greentext.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 49 points 1 day ago

All work and no pay...

Game better, nerd

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 18 hours ago

I mean, trans-lesbianism is right there ... OP could be doing all of this, with "just good friends"!!

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe anon should get some better games

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

Maybe anon should touch grass

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

What kind of time warp are you in? Just doing WoW dailies took all day and made me realize I was wasting my life.

[–] mad_lentil@lemmy.ca -3 points 21 hours ago

And we wonder why Jordan Peterson telling someone like this to make their bed blows their whole mind.