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[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 20 hours ago

avoid holy water and crucifixes
Ethel Cain is a counter example

Everything else is true

[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 51 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Twilight fanfic is going to be wild after this breaks containment

[–] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 days ago

breaks containment

mtf>mobile task force

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 49 points 3 days ago

I hate how this is correct

[–] 474D@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Do people who transition suddenly get pale and sunburn easily?

[–] Taalnazi@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Not per se, it's just that a lot of transfems (though i feel this could apply to transmascs too) don't like their body and so stay inside. Hence the pale skin.

[–] the_wiz@feddit.org 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I am pretty much as straigth CIS as it gets...

... but after my stint in the german army i - at least for a time - transitioned to something werewolf alike: I didn't shave, did spend crazy amounts of time on the heavy iron and looked something alike hugh jackman going hobo. The "once a month" thing also applied: Got once a month heavily drunk and searched out fights.....

Regarding the werewolf strap i can neither confirm nor deny anything...

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I like how you capitalised CIS, implying not that you're talking about the opposite of trans, but that you're a member of the Confederacy of Independent Systems.

[–] Master@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

Emphasis mr that they are a computer information systems major... And straight.

[–] the_wiz@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hey, who says i am not?!?

(serious: Thanks for the correction)

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 3 points 2 days ago

Separatist scum!

[–] Tonava@sopuli.xyz 10 points 3 days ago

Nah, I'm a vile little goblin.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

A whole meme about it and not one "wolfman's got nards". Why do we let our culture die like this

[–] match@pawb.social 14 points 3 days ago

a lot of the vampire one can also describe trans guys

[–] felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago

Not really related but the og picture came from Call of the night , and I just wanted to say that I m so happy for the season 2

[–] notsure@fedia.io 6 points 3 days ago