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Imagine prostrating yourself to Donald Trump in this public and embarrassing way. Sheesh.

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[–] 13igTyme@lemmy.world 22 points 1 hour ago

I don't get why people are NOW saying he's trying to appease trump. He's been doing it for years. He was front row at his inauguration right next to other billionaires.

[–] july@leminal.space 5 points 42 minutes ago

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/apple-is-back-on-trumps-good-side-the-cost-600-billion-113413035.html

“The move comes after Trump threatened to place a 25% tariff on Apple’s iPhones made overseas and in the face of a potential 100% tariff on semiconductors.”

Pussies

[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 6 points 37 minutes ago* (last edited 36 minutes ago)

enthusiastic dick sucking noises

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago
[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

His name really is Tim Apple now.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 9 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

So, where are y'all going to hang your mandatory Trump portraits?

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

So, where are y'all going to hang ~~your mandatory~~ Trump? ~~portraits~~

[–] Medic8teMe@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

And start practicing goose stepping for the invasion force parades.

[–] aceshigh@lemmy.world 12 points 2 hours ago

I’m not buying any more iPhones. I got used to them and just continued buying them. But no more.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

Giving him a literal gold bar (though disguised as a stand) is stereotypical buying El Presidente in a Banana Republic bullshit.

[–] Alfredolin@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 hours ago

I had to look it up: 24 karat is the purest form of gold. So yeah it's a gold bar 100% lmfao

[–] shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 hours ago

Sounds like the US' chickens coming home to roost. After creating those conditions with their CIA elsewhere for decades.

Seems like someone is worried about tariffs on iPhones. Sadly, this will probably work too.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 21 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Now that's pathetic. Whatever happened to apple? What was even the latest cool thing they did? Seems almost irrelevant now

[–] TheMonk@lemmings.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Didn’t you watch the video? They turned a gold bar into a “stand.” Truly revolutionary, Tim apple.

[–] _edge@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 33 minutes ago

Wait for the price tag on the upcoming golden monitor stand.

[–] a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 55 minutes ago) (3 children)

In other countries this would be a criminal offense. For example in Austria: if the value of the gift is above 50000€ , it's 6 months - 5 years; if over 300k€ it's 1-10 years of prison.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Oh, this is 100% a criminal offense for any government employee that isn't Donald Trump (or someone that he has decided to shield).

Low level government workers can't even accept someone paying for their lunch.

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Not sure if you know this but I find it fun to know so I’m going to share.

In English when deciding whether to use a or an you should look at the start of the following word and if it starts with a vowel sound then use an else use a.

Examples:

  • An apple
  • An hour (note doesn’t start with a vowel but sounds like a vowel)
  • A goat
  • A criminal offence
[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

An hour

Note, this can differ by region. For example, "an historic ..." is common in the UK, whereas it would be "a historic ..." in the US due to accent differences.

[–] beejjorgensen@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 minute ago

"He is an halibut." --Monty Python 😁

aaah i know this and normally don't make this mistake, thank you very much tho, i will fix it right away 🫡

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 13 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

The same loophole exists almost anywhere: "its a gift to white house or trumps library"

[–] _edge@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 29 minutes ago

A gold bar gifted to an institution would still count as corruption in most sane jurisdictions. Sure those loopholes exist, but we tend to disguise them as investments or charity.

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 31 points 6 hours ago

Emperor Cheesar accepting gold tribute from his feudal vassal

[–] arin@lemmy.world 32 points 6 hours ago

Bribery is now not just legal, but mandatory

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 14 points 6 hours ago

A set of shiny keys dangled in his face so he forgets about demanding a US-made Iphone.

[–] MoonRaven@feddit.nl 67 points 8 hours ago (4 children)
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