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[–] int32@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 6 days ago (2 children)

ok who the heck uses windows servers? I don't think even microsoft does.

[–] coffeetastesbadlikecoffee@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Too many businesses, lots just started with MS Small Business Server and Upgraded from there. Now they of course are all "upgrading" to MS Cloud Copilot plus max ms365 for Teams ultra or whatever they are calling it today because the CEO was convinced by their marketing Materials.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works -2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Just about every government and business. I'm guessing you've never had a job in IT.

[–] int32@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

well, maybe for the active directory, but for pretty much anything else...

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

Terminal servers, sccm, SQL, software that's only available for Windows. Companies and governments don't consider ideology when they choose a platform. They consider "what do I need to run this product" and "what's the TCO". Most larger orgs will have a healthy mix of windows and *nix servers and often a separate team to manage each.

[–] DieserTypMatthias@lemmy.ml 12 points 6 days ago

Linux is better.

[–] mcv@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 days ago

Ah, it's just a fancy ad. That explains the poor writing.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

They don't own a printer then. Or any IOT device. Luckily, the same goes for me.

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 241 points 1 week ago (24 children)

But you have a Daddy and Mommy who love you!

And, a Windows Home Server! Does that make you happy?

They had me until windows

[–] brandon@lemmy.world 162 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s what turns it from a children’s book into a horror story

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago

Indoctrination.

[–] msage@programming.dev 77 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Imagine growing up with a Windows home server... ugh

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I'm usually a Windows "shill" or at least a casual defender of it, as I work in a Windows environment and it's not as bad as people pretend it is. No shade against Linux, I love it and Windows is bad. Just not like "I'd rather self-castrate" bad.

Anyway...

But for a home server? Either be super lazy and set up samba shares from your Windows desktop for the drives (avoid having a server at all) or bite the bullet and use Linux. You'll get so much more out of a Linux server that it's not even funny.

[–] Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I'd rather run a rusty nail through my sack than booting Windows

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[–] dan@upvote.au 51 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

Still cool.

And actually not a bad idea from MS, but I'm sure they killed it with MSification.

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (5 children)

True, but this book is the best thing Microsoft has made.

[–] Andres4NY@social.ridetrans.it 17 points 1 week ago

@MimicJar @moseschrute *touches finger to earpiece*

...hang on, I'm getting word that the most recent edition of this book will crash your nvram's firmware

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[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 78 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is cute except for the windows name drop. Is this book a Microsoft ad?

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 61 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yep, was literally made as a marketing stunt.

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[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

yeah, this is just child abuse

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[–] AceBonobo@lemmy.world 72 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why does daddy spend more time with the server than with mommy?

[–] HexadecimalSky@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The home server never cheated on him and had a fling with windows

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

It's a Windows home server, how else is he going too keep it up.

[–] mrhenry77@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago (9 children)

they had me until

windows home server

[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's clearly the old Microsoft. Current Microsoft would be "Microsoft windows azure home server 365 copilot+Server cloud" (yes it says server twice)

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Your server isn't working today.

This is because Microsoft wants you to finish setting up your PC that has been running for ten years.

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[–] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 48 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 47 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I am of the mind that servers belong in restaurants.

Like... Why do I need someone to take my order and bring me a meal at an office?

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[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A children's book sponsored by Microsoft... No

[–] nfreak@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 week ago

I thought this was just an elaborate shitpost. that's so unfortunate.

[–] aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I have a friend that insists on using windows server. He is mentally ill

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[–] rarsamx@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

Removing the word "windows" in the last frame and also "your dad installs it for your dumb mom" to "your parents install a server. Maybe your mom does it or your dad does it. Maybe you can also help!"

Teaching "children" that technical tasks are for dady to do is so cringe.

Those two little changes and it becomes a readable story.

[–] blargbluuk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago

I agree the language should be adjusted but it doesn't say or even imply the mom is dumb, that's a little bit of a stretch.

[–] tahoe@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Yeah it seems to be from the early 2010s, some of the wording would probably be different if it was made today

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 days ago

This seems to be an ad for a windows based product. I agree with your points though.

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 33 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I redid this book once, changing words and some pictures to make it for Linux server. I wanted a book that made sense.

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[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 24 points 1 week ago

Big people have a server at the “office”.
The office is a boring place where big people go and do boring things.
Offices are why big people get grumpy, and say bad words.
But guess what?
Some servers aren’t boring.
They don’t go in offices...they go in houses!
Maybe in your house!
How does it get there?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much,
the daddy wants to give the mommy a special gift.

Not sure if serious (Fry meme)

[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The network responses are coming... from inside the house!

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[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

"They made fun of my router settings!" sobs

[–] DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I mean, I make fun of my home server all the time - its 2 old computers screwed to a wall.

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