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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/36298939

New research reveals that the DNA switches controlling human finger development originated from genes that regulated fish cloacas 380 million years ago[^1].

"Rather than building a new regulatory system for the digits, nature has repurposed an existing mechanism, initially active in the cloaca," explains developmental geneticist Denis Duboule from the University of Geneva[^1].

The research team discovered this by comparing fish and mouse genomes, focusing on Hoxd genes. When they tagged DNA switches with fluorescent markers, these lit up in mouse digits but in fish cloacas. Deleting these genetic elements using CRISPR-Cas9 disrupted finger development in mice and cloaca formation in fish[^1].

"The common feature between the cloaca and the digits is that they represent terminal parts," notes geneticist Aurélie Hintermann. "Sometimes they are the end of tubes in the digestive system, sometimes the end of feet and hands"[^1].

[^1]: ScienceAlert - Fish Buttholes May Be The Reason We Now Have Fingers, Study Finds

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[–] radix@lemmy.world 40 points 3 days ago

Early contender for the 2026 Ig Nobel prize.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I knew there was a reason my fingers are always drawn to them

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

How can anyone feel the perfect fit and deny intelligent design?

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Let's take a moment to honor the uncountable horrors birthed oh so briefly into this world who's combinations of ass and appendage genes weren't so fortunate.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 days ago

Fun fact: one of the earliest cell divisions after mammalian conception are the two sphincters that become the mouth and anus, with the latter being the first to generate. We're all assholes in the beginning. Some of us grow out of that.

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Now it makes sense why they're called carpal joints, although I guess the metacarpal bones are closer to home on this one...but only the most anal would care about that.

[–] Late2TheParty@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I swear, we gotta be part of some higher-level organism's weird science project

"Haha look at what I made the meat do!"

[–] Ghostwurm@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 days ago

Do you like fish sticks?

Try finger but hole

[–] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

i'm gunna get some weird looks at my next party....

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Does the host have an aquarium?

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 3 days ago

Every butthole is a fingering opportunity

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wonder if this has implications for regrowing fingers.

[–] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Maybe even for regrowing fish assholes!

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Unlimited calamari

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Yeah no, fingers are for grabbing things that aren't salmon assholes actually

Spiders Georg all over again smh

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

So not "butter-fingers", it's actually "butt-fingers".