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U.S. House Speaker calls Portland naked bike ride [protest] ‘most threatening thing I’ve seen yet’ (www.oregonlive.com)

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[–] perishthethought@piefed.social 23 points 1 day ago

Pffft, snowflake.

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago

“Flood the zone with shit.”

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

He prolly recognized some of the penises and panicked.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 day ago

I bet he thought so. Had to report to his son about it.

[–] Deathgl0be@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

His protection of pedophiles is the most threatening thing I’ve ever seen.

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lmao, Christians are too funny to me. Violence and murder, a-ok; little bit of nudity, "they're very threatening!"

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

puritanical beliefs brought over from europe somehow, but some how europe never had those beliefs, except the recently conservative men.

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[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

What a pussy. You live in a state with alligators and this is the most threatening thing you've ever seen? What a loser.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Nothing more threatening than a limp flaccid cock amirite?

#incels

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 day ago

https://archive.li/PqJx0

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 8 points 1 day ago

Has he seen the school board meetings about banning books?

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

checks

Okay, this isn't nottheonion

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Damn, he must never get out of his house then

[–] MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I wonder what his thoughts are with Adam & Eve... or Adam & Steve, as rumors suggest.

[–] Corelli_III@midwest.social 7 points 1 day ago

we should show him a pike and shot line so he can compare the two

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

That racist loser would hold the same opinion for a FKK (Freikörperkultur, Free Body Culture) beach in Germany.

[–] Geekocracy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

To be honest, I thought the furies dancing was way more disturbing

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Motherfucker hasn't met me yet. Because I'm far more threatening to ICE than anything Portland has to offer.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 1 day ago

All those poor ICE babies saw nudity, which made them horny, which means that they're all going to hell now 😔 .

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