Piss after jacking off, anon.
this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2025
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"Me and my dick no longer see eye to eye."
"...That's probably for the best, ophthalmologically speaking."
Let's reminded me of that dear penis song from Rodney Carrington
Anon needs to add "pee" between the fapping and sleeping in his bedtime routine, and the leftover spunk won't be around to do that.
Check the meatus for lint. Somehow, there's always fucking lint!
There is surgery that can help anon
The perks of living alone. You just flush and go about your day.
Pull back your foreskin or sit down
I swear I always get a cupful trapped in the hood every time I’m wearing light coloured trousers and then it escapes when I stand up.
I can't believe I have to say this.
Pull the foreskin back. Or sit/sqaut at a toilet and dry/dab with toilet paper.
Sorry, dad.
Can't knock the solution, it does work
Maybe not take a piss with a morning boner could help
Reasons I unironically want a FUD/STP device; Not that I've bothered to be pro-active about it. Even sitting to pee does not reign-in the dick's non-sense.