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Anon goes on a cruise (feddit.dk)
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[–] AdamBomb@lemmy.sdf.org 90 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I don’t care if it’s real, I lol’d.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 18 points 2 months ago

titta

[–] sep@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

It must be real the story (without the pictures) is older then the internet.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

This one has to be one of my favorites

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 33 points 2 months ago

sarcastically "Wow. So proud of you, and such a big boy going potty all on your own!"

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

Don't worry, she was just as proud as you were, that was a really big Shit.

[–] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

10/10

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Ship toilets work with a suction system and it is possible that it was momentarily down for maintenance and be turned back on to explain this occurrence.

[–] flapperfivethousand@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

I was staying at hostel in Switzerland. I clogged the toilet. I went to the front desk for help. The desk person followed me to the bathroom, took a look, said "It's too big," chuckled, and then just went back to the desk. I ended up doodie knifing it with a wire hanger.

[–] texture@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

a cruise ship? she's used to that.