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Man breaks into Little Caesars, starts making and selling pizzas, NC police say
(www.charlotteobserver.com)
This is the future Communists want.
this post was submitted on 04 Feb 2026
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If I were president, this would be allowed. You get to keep all profits until the store manager cares as much as you and gets their ass there to tell you to stop.
Any store. Any business. It'd revitalize this nation overnight.
Little Brutus.
Two reactions:
Who says no one wants to work anymore?
And:
the suspect kept all the money for himself
Labor is entitled to all it creates!
Where was the crime?
I cannot keep up with this "Pizzagate" scandal, it keeps going off in weird directions and I feel like I missed a story piece.
Baking a pizza?!?? A succulent Italian pizza??!??
He kept all the money for himself. Wouldn't have been a problem had he rendered unto Caesar what is Caesar's.
But he did the work, not Caesar.
Bro stole a job lmao
Seriously...? Breaking and entering and theft at a minimum.
😭
On that grindset.
That man does not like wasted capital.
Seized the means of production
"Alright this is my plan. We get jobs as tellers. Work there for 10 to 15 years. Retire, and take those bastards for all they are worth!"
"...Man, that's called getting a job!"
Walk right out the front door
There was some guy I want to say in Wisconsin that worked at a zoo. Collecting parking fees for like 30 years and kept all the money. And got away with it. Nobody knew who hired him evidently, nobody did.
...brb...
I was way off. Seems to be an urban legend from Bristol. U. K.
So... the how good was the pizza?
Little Caesar’s is extremely precise, like down to the fraction of a penny, with everything they do, hence how they keep costs low. It was for sure different. Better? I guess it depends on how you like the ratio of their ingredients.
Their pizza isn’t bad, for a large pizza that you can walk in the door and walk out with without calling ahead, and which costs less than ten dollars American in the year of Our Lord J-Town two thousand twenty and six.
It’s actually pretty remarkable given those conditions.
If you don't mind spending a little extra, Costco has the best $10 pizza. They only offer pepperoni or cheese in my neck of the woods, but it is large and delicious.
Also worth noting that Costco doesn’t require a membership for their fresh food, pharmacy, or (depending on where you live, and your local liquor laws) liquor store. You can just tell the greeter that you’re there for the pizza, and they’ll wave you through.
Their pharmacy is often one of the cheapest, and the pharmacy techs at my local Costco are all super helpful. Apparently working in pharmacies is pretty soul-sucking, but my local employees always seem to be in a good (and not just artificial “retail smile” good) mood.
And yes, the Costco brand vodka is every bit as good as Grey Goose.
i heard they cracked down on non-members in the stores now.
Costco pizza is amazing. The cheese has SO MUCH CHEESE on it. I like to order that and then shake some Slap Ya Mama on it.
While we are swapping tips and advocating for CostCo: I recommend skipping out on their cooked ribs, which I feel are merely okay. Instead, go for the refrigerated Louisiana Ribs. They come as a pair, so you can split them between two days of cooking if you feel like. Provided you foil them and cook for at least 2 hours at 350 degrees, they will be extremely tasty and tender.
too bad the pizza is not actually pizza dough.
What do you mean?
Hot and ready ,I'm gonna guess..
It’s all right…just don’t let it get cold
a meth head or a crackhead?
A fucking baller.
Hasn't this happened at a little Caesars before? I swear it was a Florida man thing a few years back.
Please, God, let this be a repeat offender.
They featured that guy on the HBO series Florida, Man. He broke in while high as a kite to get a drink, and ended up getting caught when he went back a second time to get something else
Was he naked? I feel like the guy I remember was naked.
Yep. The short guy from Workaholics played him so he was in tighty whiteys, not butt naked
The short guy from Workaholics
Adam or blake (the curly haired guy)? I could see your comment causing a ruckus on their podcast
Adam. Sorry I'm bad with names. Guess I should have added "and Righteous Gemstones" to make it more clear, but I thought Blake was taller than Adam?
Sigh, and he could have gotten away with it, but he got greedy. A lesson for us all. On an unrelated matter, does anyone know where the nearest Little Ceasars is located? Just curious, really.
"Nobody wants to work"
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