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The finger-pointing escalated this week as some Republicans argued that a major utility company run by Democratic appointees has “woke” policies on diversity and tree-trimming that are the causes of customers’ woes.

There’s bipartisan and widespread consensus that Nashville Electric Service, which serves the city as well as surrounding counties, mishandled the storm, struggling to mobilize enough workers and equipment to quickly clear fallen trees and restore service.

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[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 143 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

“It’s certainly not a conservative value to leave the trees hanging around power lines that will fall during a storm,” he said.

He seems to be saying it's a Democrat value to do things wrong on purpose?

It's a terrible terrible sign that tree trimming is being viewed through this partisan lens.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 92 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

These people are mentally broken. 

I do not understand it. 

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 33 points 3 weeks ago

They aren't. They know exactly what they're doing. They know it's bullshit, but every other MAGA will treat it like gospel.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 3 weeks ago

They're in a cult.

Specifically, an outright death cult.

Juat think of them like a deranged hivemind.

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

They're just opportunists using any means they can to score political brownie points.

This Democratic mayor would be better served pointing out the fallacies in Republican arguments than kowtowing to Republican pressure and blaming the limited number of utility workers for not completing this monumental task fast enough. He could point out that Blackburn and Co. have been sitting on this 'DEI training' and 'tree trimming cutback' nonsense waiting for something like this to happen rather than acting upon it if they truly believed it was a risk to the grid. How else would she and her cronies have this information to pull out of their ass the instant something bad happens?

[–] uienia@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And it most definitely is a Republican value. That is the result of tax cuts, you get worse public services.

[–] mirshafie@europe.pub 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Why don't you guys, you know, bury the power lines?

Hanging electric wires from wooden poles is wild to me. They do that in some rural parts of Europe.

[–] thecaptaintrout@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Cost, because distances involved with how spread out the US is. And because Capitalism of course.

[–] mirshafie@europe.pub 4 points 2 weeks ago

It's about priorities, not cost. And to an extent I suspect it's about culture, too.

I'm not talking about how to connect distant towns to each other, that's done with power lines. But in one-family home suburbia it's easy to provide underground power as a utility. You've already got your plumbing underground, just add a pipe for wires.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No, he's complaining that Democrats value trimming trees right (to maintain the long-term health of the tree) instead of indiscriminately butchering them to get them clear of the power lines as quickly and cheaply as possible.

[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Tree trimmers are not thinking to themselves "is this how a Republican or a Democrat would trim a tree?" They're cutting like they were trained to do. Politics could not be less involved.

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 3 weeks ago

I've trimmed trees on federal land, this exactly.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (11 children)

Yes, except that training to care about tree health instead of only cost/efficiency is a thing Democrats do.

The training isn't political, but which training gets chosen is.

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[–] apftwb@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The only saving grace to that quote is it is from a Michael Lotfi, the deputy state director of Americans for Prosperity Tennessee, a conservative group. A man of no office or consequence.

[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

A little statement like that will travel to Twitter, and get picked up by Fox News, where it will be adopted by a sitting president or senator

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[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Why the hell would Tennessee’s electrical grid be all woke, anyway? Are these people totally powerless before the might of the treehuggers? I cannot believe their shameless victim bleating.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 128 points 3 weeks ago
[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 80 points 3 weeks ago

The same party that blamed the texas blackout on the only sources of power that actually stayed operational.

[–] X@piefed.world 41 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Must really suck donkey ass to be infected with the broke mind virus.

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

You mean lead poisoning? Possibly also PFAS, alcohol and/or FAS, tobacco, broken epigenetics, etc.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 32 points 3 weeks ago
[–] hateisreality@lemmy.world 30 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Republicans are great at avoiding blame in situations they are the direct cause .

[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

If you cause the problem, it's easy to have well thought out excuses prepared in advance.

[–] douglasg14b@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

It's definitely easier to blame others than to actually fix problems.

Even more so when you are an expert at blaming others and incapable of actually solving problems.

[–] stefenauris@pawb.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

They can't even manage to do that lol

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

It’s like literally all they do.

[–] letsgo2themall@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Trees are woke. Let that sink in.

[–] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

JJ902 said so himself.

[–] Zagam@piefed.social 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Tell 'em propane and charcoal grills are the best way to heat your home in a power outage. That also keeps money out of the woke electric companies hands.

[–] acchariya@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Propane and charcoal are too woke. We cook our burgers with Pennsylvania coal.

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Without knowing anything about the issue, I can guarantee Tennessee energy policies are to blame. And if I had to guess, it's probably the fault of favoring "free market" over "reasonable regulation" and consumer protection type policies.

[–] bossito@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Electricity is such a gay concept. Why would any conservative care for thar?

[–] Oyml77@lemmy.today 9 points 3 weeks ago

The extreme nature of the storm is the direct result of climate change, but that's probably too "woke" for them to understand as well.

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Fuck, when did late stage capitalism become woke?

[–] skhayfa@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Clearly ICE is to blame here, but reality is too woke, better stay in slumber.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

Oh so Republicans are woke now?

[–] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Clearly all those gay bars and drag shows used up too much electricity.

[–] Flauschige_Lemmata@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Obviously DEI training isn't to blame.

But the point about a new tree-trimming policy seems logical at first glance. Does anyone know if it is valid?

[–] grue@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The complaint about the new tree trimming practices is "valid" in the same way that bitching about renewable energy replacing coal-fired power plants is "valid." The new "species specific pruning" practices are actually better in the sense that they promote the long-term health of the trees instead of indiscriminately butchering them in a straight line with an overgrown hedge trimmer, but giving a shit about that instead of doing everything the cheapest most shortsighted way possible is the ultimate sin, according to these demented assholes.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

But didn't the new tree trimming practices result in some of the trees being too close to the power lines? Doesn't seem to be all that smart of a strategy to me.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Probably not!

It's not as if the Republican dipshit actually knows anything about the subject. He's just mouthing off with a self-serving post hoc fallacy. In reality, he has no fucking clue whether the pruning was done correctly or not -- and it probably was done correctly, given that the workers hired by the utiilty were actual arborists -- because the mere fact that the power lines fell is not by itself proof of error. It's entirely possible, for example, that the storm was so extreme that no reasonable amount of pruning (i.e. anything short of clear-cutting) would've saved those wires!

And if the utility had gone "anti-woke" and clear-cut them, he would've just been bitching in bad faith about that instead.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago

for example, that the storm was so extreme that no reasonable amount of pruning (i.e. anything short of clear-cutting) would’ve saved those wires!

Do they not do clear-cutting for power lines there? The high voltage lines all have a minimum distance that has to be clear of trees where I'm from. Otherwise there would be issues every single year, maybe multiple times a year.

Or is this for residential areas with regular power lines? In that case I'll agree that clear cutting isn't a necessity and we'll just have to accept the occasional freak accident for the sake of maintaining tree canopy in our cities, which is very important, especially in a hot climate where trees provide shade from the scorching sun.

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