Fake and gay
Because I can not live with myself otherwise
this post was submitted on 10 Feb 2026
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I thought I was supposed to be the cringe king around here but... I abdicate the crown to you OP.
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This exact post is why bestiality is an actual crime
It's really sad that it's not an actual crime everywhere.
NSFW because God help you should your boss stop by to chat and you have this on screen
I shouldn't have clicked; I wish I could un-read it.
What a terrible day to be able to read.
If you want a way too unlearn terrible things and pretend you never knew about it, MAGAs seem to know the way
This might be the vilest thing I have ever had the misfortune of reading
What a fucking awful day to have eyes
How do I unread this
It truly is a terrible day to be able to read.
The person who typed all that out should be put down
So this is basically just The Deep from The Boys. Like every part of it except the de-beaking.
The deep had consent
This is precisely why the "that man needs Jesus" meme exists.
That man is so far beyond Jesus, they need to be launched into the sun and anyone closely related to them needs to be scoured from the earth.
What possesses someone to write this? How high do you have to be to conjure this up?
All the responses in this thread is why and how is the neeed for them to always one up each other to achieve the first goal.
This stuff isn't written to leave 4chan and no one is forcing anyone to keep this community unblock. The feigned victimhood is more questionable than the existence of the post.
What an awful day to have eyes.
What an awful day to have the ability to read
Why didn't I stop reading...
I don't know...
gross as fuck. congrats, op.
Untrue and homosexual
The author's skull needs to have a high velocity meeting with a baseball bat.
Well, I have a feeling bailing early on reading that was a good idea.
yeah. yeah it was...
Jesus fucking wept.
What a great day to read the comment section
It's all fun and games until the cephalopod uprising.
This guy would really love the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus
True and straight. Anon had sex.