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[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 hour ago

My kids and their friends were so disapointed after reading the news for a week, then going to parliament as a a school trip to learn how the system works.

They were really disapointed in the lack of slamming. They thought it would be more like pro wrestling.

[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 36 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Russia wants Europe to get caught up in the Middle East so they won't be able to support Ukraine. That's all it is.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 1 points 29 minutes ago* (last edited 29 minutes ago)

And then after Ukraine.. probably Poland. Who knows.

These guys never stop.

Some seem to think Israel only wanted Gaza. Russia only wants Ukraine..

And then they will chill out.

Nope.

[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 7 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Apparently, so does tramp...mmm. I guess the only way to get a break with tramp is to...send drones to Iran, like his buddy putain?

[–] MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 21 points 5 hours ago

accused European leaders of being "anti-Trump"

As they - and anyone else with a brain and/or conscience- should be by this point, if not way earlier.

I sincerely hope at least one EU leader responds with something like "Why, yes, we are. Thank you for noticing."

[–] electrotabby@piefed.social 74 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

Did I get this right: Country waging war calls a union warmongers for not waging war together with other country waging war?

[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 46 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Against their own ally, who they are helping wage war.

[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 24 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Tankies: *confused screeching*

[–] Janx@piefed.social 8 points 5 hours ago

For once, I'm with the tankies.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 5 points 5 hours ago

Well, yeah, if Iran gets out of this unscathed, russia has to pay money for all those drones. Can't imagine they have a lot in reserve.

[–] MrFinnbean@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

Hey! Dont be such a warmonger with your sensible words!

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 3 points 6 hours ago

You got it right, but they know they're a pot calling the kettle black. It's a strategic move to instigate dissent. Russia don't give a fuck, boi.

[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 30 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

"The masks are off," Dmitriev wrote. "U.K. and EU warmongers are showing how deeply anti-Trump they really are. They tried to hide it for a long time, but now everyone can see it."

State-level trolling.

At the same time, Dmitriev's comments were widely seen as effectively encouraging additional countries to join military action against Tehran — one of Moscow's key strategic partners.

Except it may not be contradictory in terms of goals. Russia does not want the EU to be a US vassal. Not for altruistic reasons but because it'll be easier to restore trade with an unaligned EU. At the same time Russia might (perhaps correctly) consider that NATO cannot reopen the strait given how trivial and cheap it is for Iran to keep it closed. The longer the war lasts, the longer the strait stays closed, the more everyone needs Russian fossil fuels. And at the same time any naval assets that enter the strait are likely going down, which would diminish the naval capabilities of these actors as well as their military power projection.

[–] notwhoyouthink@lemmy.zip 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

> "The masks are off," Dmitriev wrote. "U.K. and EU warmongers are showing how deeply anti-Trump they really are. They tried to hide it for a long time, but now everyone can see it."

So…what are they really saying here? This war is about being loyal to Trump? That other countries are either for this war or against Trump? Are they speaking to Trump when they say this, so he frames it this way? Since when do leaders from other countries need to show deference to Trump? Since when is he leader of Earth that requires compliance?

[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 hours ago

Probably trying to drive a wedge between Trump amd the EU, wormtongue-style, in the hopes of having Trump lift more sanctions or punishing Ukraine through some other means in retaliation.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Dude looks like he was irradiated at Chernobyl

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 2 points 1 hour ago

I thought he was one of the antagonists from Wrong Turn.

[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 hours ago

What being a hateful piece of shit does to your skin.