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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] Arsecroft@lemmy.sdf.org 177 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

she cant keep getting away with this!

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edit: shes a real youtuber, gary is a /b/diot

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 101 points 1 month ago

Anon makes bitter sexist propaganda

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 15 points 1 month ago

Ngl, back when it came out I clicked the Atari video for the thighs.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Does she literally have a 1:1 facsimile of his shop/recording studio or is that just thumbnail magic?

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 102 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's more like does he have a 1:1 facsimile of her shop/recording studio.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)
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[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 155 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ok so from these comments I've learned that the girl's video is real and it seems op used AI to edit some guy into the thumbnail and then edited the view count to create a sexist ragebait story that undermines the genuine success of a female creator.

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[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 56 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Colour me shocked. Incel ragebait on 4chan?!

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Truly strange. It's like getting a rude dick headed comment from me, truly out of character.

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[–] EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No surprise there since it looks like it comes from 4chan. Everyone knows the 4 in 4chan refers to the combined IQ score of its users. The funny part is, all they've achieved is suggested a new channel I'll probably enjoy. Stay mad, incels.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Be me

Go to Lemmy

Go to Greentext

Read comment

Yep, it's Lemmy

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[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 106 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Fake: implies someone made similar content, but clearly it's the exact same video, just the model is swapped

Gay: Anon is gay

[–] BremboTheFourth@piefed.ca 64 points 1 month ago

Also, Sayaka's Digital Attic is an actual good channel; she does interesting board repair work and has been at it since long before December of 2025

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Viewer sent me a broken c64 board

gary doesn't have enough viewers for this to happen

[–] amgine@lemmy.world 60 points 1 month ago (5 children)

If you can give me my most niche hobby with tits, I’m going to click it over the video without tits

[–] JustAnotherPodunk@lemmy.world 58 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Especially if your niche hobby is birdwatching!

[–] elvith@feddit.org 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Now I wanna see tits watching tits with …tits?

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Id prefer to see a nice pair of boobies

[–] AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Raise you a pair of great tits.

[–] degen@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like how the tits' tits are bifurcated

[–] AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh damn. I posted the wrong photo

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[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tits, boobies, and great-breasted birds!

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Really? When I see a video like that, any horniness is overruled by the ick factor of using sex to advertise. If you need to show off your boobs to get views, I assume the content beyond the boobs isn't worth watching

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

what if she bounces them though?

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Same thing as a subway surfers clip playing in the corner

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (8 children)

In what way is she showing off anything but the board she's repairing?

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They said "with tits" and that's not how I would describe the video in the post just because the host is a woman so I didn't think they meant this one in particular

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[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Idk man, for some reason sometimes I prefer the hobby videos that don't have tits, or at least who gets more into the hobby/has better details.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

i like the hobby videos of a graying old guy shouting at the clouds about the downfall of civilization and the need to prep.

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[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago

I like that the way you wrote it it implies the bloke is DLSS 5 off

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 37 points 1 month ago

Anon has nice nails on his right hand

[–] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Gay: Anon wishes he could appeal to men like Sayaka does

Fake: His video doesn't exist

[–] drascus@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Honestly if it was a gay world you might get more views.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Only if you replaced OP with a twink.

[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Those workshops are such exact duplicates that I assumed they were both the same trans person, but that would be a pretty rapid transformation (assuming both videos were actually published on the same day).

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Has OP considered wearing one of those humourous BBQ aprons with boobs on them?

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You really think someone would do that? Just go the internet and tell lies?

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[–] Maxxus@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I actually do watch the channel she blatantly rips off (not the dude pictured). I’m not normally one to accuse, but the channel name is a dead giveaway. Maybe it’s supposed to be a tribute or flattery, but the OG digital basement is infinity more entertaining for me.

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[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 8 points 1 month ago

3 days high effort video you said?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Girl makes the same video

Plot Twist: It's the same video, but the "girl" is edited in via AI.

Double plot twist: The views and reacts are also fake, because YouTube is flooded with bot accounts

Triple plot twist: AI making AI videos for AI consumption is technically gay and simping

Quadruple plot twist: It's a fix-it video. People are taking the information you put out there and using it to fix their shit. Why are you complaining?

Quintuple plot twist: Neither of these videos take place in an attic.

[–] JasSmith@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Today anon learned that men like to look at attractive women. What wonders will he learn tomorrow? Tune in next time... for... Dragon... Ball... Z!

[–] subarctictundra@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Plot twist: Sayaka is his daughter

[–] DarkSurferZA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Is op left or right, can't tell....

/S

Also, has op tried smiling?

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