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[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 hours ago

I takes one to know one.

[–] monketman82@lemmy.world 63 points 9 hours ago

Hilarious.. man interfering in foreign election accuses others of interfering in foreign election.

Fuck off JD.

[–] cranakis@reddthat.com 36 points 9 hours ago

Every accusation is a confession

[–] iThinkDifferentThanU@lemmy.world 24 points 8 hours ago
[–] tonytins@pawb.social 23 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Where were you when Russia made bomb threats while everyone was voting in the 2024 election, Vance?

[–] TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id 14 points 8 hours ago

He was at home, fucking his couch.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 hours ago

There's nothing remotely oniony about this. Couchfucker would absolutely do this in any situation.

[–] MushuChupacabra@piefed.world 8 points 8 hours ago

Vance accuses EU of ‘foreign interference’ in upcoming Hungarian election while interfering in upcoming Hungarian election – Europe live

[–] Jaysyn@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago

Get fucked loser.

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

Go molest a couch „JD“.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 3 points 8 hours ago

Weren't we supposed to be handling our own problems JD? What's the matter too much time now you've been locked out of the cult?

[–] wirebeads@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 hours ago

Pretty black fucking kettle Vance is holding.