this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2026
165 points (98.2% liked)

Not The Onion

21141 readers
1331 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, ableist, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/47100938

all 14 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] monketman82@lemmy.world 72 points 1 day ago

Hilarious.. man interfering in foreign election accuses others of interfering in foreign election.

Fuck off JD.

[–] cranakis@reddthat.com 40 points 1 day ago

Every accusation is a confession

[–] tonytins@pawb.social 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Where were you when Russia made bomb threats while everyone was voting in the 2024 election, Vance?

[–] TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id 18 points 1 day ago

He was at home, fucking his couch.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's nothing remotely oniony about this. Couchfucker would absolutely do this in any situation.

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 2 points 18 hours ago

There's no need for the "would" he already did it by endorsing a candidate.

[–] MushuChupacabra@piefed.world 10 points 1 day ago

Vance accuses EU of ‘foreign interference’ in upcoming Hungarian election while interfering in upcoming Hungarian election – Europe live

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 23 hours ago

I takes one to know one.

[–] Jaysyn@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Get fucked loser.

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Go molest a couch „JD“.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago

Weren't we supposed to be handling our own problems JD? What's the matter too much time now you've been locked out of the cult?

[–] wirebeads@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Pretty black fucking kettle Vance is holding.