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[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

All food was invented in NY between 1960 and 1990. Before benevolent Americans taught us how to eat food, we all lived for 20 to 30 days and died of starvation. Thank you, Americans.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Just doing our part.....sniff sniff is that....OIL your cooking with?!

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ahhh I remember when pozole was invented in the early 80's down the street in some block in the bronx

[–] Matthew@midwest.social 1 points 1 day ago

I hear pozole was cooked with long pork back then

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Except for the blatant US-centricism, it is pretty accurate for most part.

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago

Thats the joke. The us is a mix of religious banishment, war refugees, plague refugees, crime refugees, slavery, and capitalism profiteering and contains the cultures of damn well near every country on earth somewhere here because of it.

And because we have pockets of basically every culture in the world it shines a light on the simple fact. WE ARE ALL VERY FUCKING MUCH ALIKE.

The us for as much of a "mixing pot" as we are. We are also fantastic of creating cultural bubbles.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 122 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (37 children)

I'm Dutch/British, and I can honestly say the Dutch don't (historically) like tasty food. Maybe it's the Calvinism, maybe were culturally broken. Maybe both.

Behold the Dutch breakfast

Now behold the Dutch lunch

No, that's not a joke or a mistake. That's real.

Typical Dutch food is Stamppot. Which is boiled potatoes (poorly) crushed with 1 or 2 boiled vegetables in it. There are a dozen versions of it and people will argue which beacon of sadness is better.

Another typical Dutch food: pea soup so thick you can eat it with a fork. It has peas, bacon, potato and sadness. Recently people added stuff to make it tasty, but historically it's just peas and potato.

As a little break from food talk, here's a famous Dutch painter making a famous Dutch painting: People eating potatoes . Literally just potatoes.

A typical classic Dutch desert is Hangop, which is yoghurt you hang (hence the name) in a cheesecloth to let the water soak out to make it more dense. That's it. Plain yoghurt. Maybe add some honey for this amazing Dutch "treat".

Now, we have amazing cheeses today, but historically Dutch cheese was pretty shit. Most of the land isn't suited for cattle, so the milk had very little flavour. The Dutch invented adding herbs and spices into cheese. While french cheese might have a vague hint of cumin due to the ripening process in an ancient cave system, the Dutch would just chuck cumin into cheese.

We hate food, and it's a genetic problem we still haven't managed to break.

[–] CarstenBoll@feddit.dk 37 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The only major colonial empire which did not, in any way, import food from the colonies?

I'm from Denmark, we traditionally ate porridge and potatoes and pork, and of course rye bread so dense you can club someone to death with it if you want to.

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The best Dutch food owes a lot to the occupation of Indonesia.

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[–] ThirdConsul@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Yeah, I call bullshit or a case of not appreciating your own culture.

Dutch were the damn spice traders of the world. This can be still seen in many dishes, even damn cookies like hagel.

You have had proper meats, so all meat products were in your cuisine - rook and metworsts. Pancakes with bacon and shit. Tiger bread with spreads.

You eat the damn abomination of a spice liquorice like its good, and you're per capita biggest liquorice consumers.

Regarding sweet desserts, you have had a shitton of different pies and buttercakes, as well as this weird cake sandwitch called tampons or smthing like that.

Stamppot is food for the poorest workers. Like literally Dutch version of, idk, mcdonalds or smiliar. Of course its going to be filling but not fancy. If you eat it daily then damn, I'm sorry for you, grab some pears and red wine and make stoofperen.

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Dutch were the damn spice traders of the world.

I'm just going to point out that the English were also spice traders and made good use of the spices themselves until they had to sell all their spices to prop up their collapsing empire.

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[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

You take those stamppot hating words back or we're gonna have a problem vriend

Tap for spoilerBut yeah our breakfast and lunches are dog shit

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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 138 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Okay, but my culture really likes flavourful food that tastes good!

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 135 points 3 days ago (4 children)

So that at least excludes the British

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 39 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Shut your whore mouth, Tikka Masala is great.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 43 points 3 days ago (3 children)

It’s telling that it’s always tikka masala, though, isn’t it?

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (13 children)

I honestly enjoy mushy peas. Not from a box, but fresh made. And there's a million amazing pies.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 25 points 3 days ago

This is a cry for help, clearly.

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[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I feel like British culture viloates everything but the alcohol. There are memes about how weak their food and criminals are.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Are you kidding? All of this describes someone from Manchester.

Guy Richie made his career on movies about this kind of British person

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 6 points 2 days ago

I mean, you can't expect anyone to take Geoffrey and Richard too seriously, can you?

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My favorite type of pasta lately is called cavatappi, which I assumed was some ancient Italian thing. Turns out it was invented by accident in 1970 and was originally named after Adriano Celentano, the dude who made Prisencolinensinainciusol. The more I learn, the less I know.

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Learning the history of pasta and sauces really shines a light on how much of Italian food culture is from not Italy.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Saw a map today, on reddit or around here, showing the dominant kind of restaurants across european countries : local food or foreign food. And sure enough, most of northern and Eastern Europe prefers foreign food. Anyone who's traveled around Europe will have a fairly good idea why.

All I'm saying is, the bit about food doesn't work for all countries.

[–] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Dutch cuisine is so boring and bland, it’s no wonder almost everyone prefers anything foreign. Everything traditional we cook tends to lack flavor and texture, it’s filling but not exactly attractive.

We also don’t really have a food culture here. Dutch people don’t like to spend more time eating than they have to. A meal never lasts more than 20-30 minutes tops.

It’s not exactly surprising that there’s no such thing as a Dutch restaurant outside of the Netherlands…

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

There was a really fun Dutch restaurant in Osaka. Besides that I don't know of any.

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[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 59 points 3 days ago (2 children)

My culture is super unique because it's built on classism and religious wars.

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

As a Brazilian, the criminal part is, unfortunately, the truest. Second only to our grannies wielding a Flip flop on a hand

[–] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 9 points 2 days ago

I learned the art of dodging the la chancla pretty early on. Only way I get hit is when abuela would cheat and hit me for something I did like 3 days ago and I've forgotten about it and I'm busy with some chore. That's when la chancla is at its most dangerous.

[–] whelk@retrolemmy.com 7 points 2 days ago

As soon as I read the original text I knew the thrown shoe thing was gonna come up somewhere in the comments

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 46 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Okay but do you spank a log you fed all month until it poops candy and presents?

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[–] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Criminals in our country are pretty lame.

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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Okay but to be fair we actually have insane amounts of alcohol and alcoholism in eastern europe. I think all cultures have something unique whether that be good or bad. Sweden, where im living now, truly is very antisocial sometimes.

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[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 3 days ago (5 children)

My culture is unique, we spend half the day arguing and the other half reading really old books :3

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[–] Zier@fedia.io 19 points 3 days ago (3 children)

My culture... is in a petrie dish.

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[–] Lileath@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I am from the south of northern Germany, we are close enough to the nordics that food is not that important to us save for a few exceptions.

Our grandpas are at least as bad as the grandmas in regards to pissing them off being a bad idea but that has more to do with many of them (of both genders) being assholes to younger people.

I live in one of the cities with the most crimes committed in the country but most normal people will never really notice it especially since the Hell's Angels don't have as much of a presence and direct influence in the city center as in the 90s and early 2000s.

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[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Ironically where I live everyone downplays the criminal groups when they really shouldn't.

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[–] 58008@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

This is also true for psychiatric or neurological issues. For example:

https://lemmy.world/post/38035805

We're truly just one dude in 8 billion trench coats.

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