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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 hours ago
[–] AverageEarthling@feddit.online 23 points 7 hours ago

have the cops tried not being dirty?

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

We know you're dirty, because most of us have had to deal with you and we know you are just as likely to ruin us as to help us.

There are good cops, I've met a few and I love them. However, the low bar for entry and their authority leads to a lot of ruthless thugs wearing the badge.

They had a much better reputation before they were forced to wear cameras (sometimes). It's odd, almost every time I've investigated a case (i.e. read up on something that happened years ago, long after the case is over), the cops are dead-ass lying about what happened, and only the footage reveals the truth.

I am staunchly pro-union, but US police demonstrate what happens when unions are at their worst. No accountability. If only the rest of us had unions that fought half as hard for us...

good luck on discovery

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 15 points 8 hours ago (4 children)

This is even funnier as someone who watched the entire film because >!they weren't actually corrupt, they were just trying to find the person on their team who was!<

[–] bagsy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Thats the most unrealistic part of the entire plot. Cops would NEVER rat on each other, thats exactly what the thin blue line is. "Thin blue line" might as well be "cops before citizens".

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 15 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (2 children)

It would be more realistic if a group of bad cops tried finding the one good cop leaking their crimes.

edit: Look up what happened to LAPD Officer Houston Tipping if you want to know what happens to good cops.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Isn't that the plot of Training Day?

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

idk, I've never seen it.

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

So true, so true. Wasn't that the plot for L.A. Confidential?

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Honesty this film is fairly flattering

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

My thoughts exactly. Almost a complete reversal of "One Battle After Another"; I'm convinced the director for that one just wanted to make everyone look as evil/incompetent/misguided as possible in some kind of botched 'both sides bad' argument

[–] Freeposity@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

A hit dog hollers.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 32 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

The idea that the police must be held above suspicion and assumed heroic is one of the worst things that can happen to good law enforcement. Good law enforcement requires the public to always be scrutinizing the cops.

[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

All my homies hate copaganda

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Preach 🙏🏻

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 8 points 11 hours ago

Oh cool, I didn't know about this movie. thanks, lawsuit! I generally enjoy Matt Damon and Ben Affleck together

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago

Miami police doth protest too much

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 7 points 12 hours ago

If you didn't do dirty shit then the movie would have been unbelievable. Maybe consider that morons.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 29 points 19 hours ago

Cry harder Miami Pork Pies. There's lots of sand down there so go outside and beat it up.

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 26 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Florida cops... Hunting Good Will.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 4 points 15 hours ago
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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 23 hours ago

Hey! We're a corrupt police force, and by showing that by having actors act like that created unnecessary attention and annoying questions we don't want to deal, with.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 32 points 1 day ago

Yep yep, totally innocent person behavior

[–] Microtonal_Banana@lemmy.zip 57 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 hours ago

tbf they are producers of the film as well

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 17 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

america is not a real nation is it?

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

America is a warning to every other nation... remember, the only thing keeping corps in check is government. USA demonstrates what you get when you refuse to restrain multinational multi-generational wealth acquirers, they win over the people every time.

They'll make us slaves if they can, that is always their ultimate goal, because it's the most profitable labor force. Much cheaper than robots.

[–] Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world 19 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

It's 50 failed states disguised as one functional one, glued together by the false hope of 'the American way'

[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 hours ago

As a Californian, I take issue with that.

America is 40 or so failed states bringing the 10 others down with them.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

And a trillion dollar military

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

And a trillion dollar ineffective military

[–] Tja@programming.dev 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

What do you mean? They obliterated 700% of Iran's army and navy...

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 4 points 12 hours ago

And blockaded the blockade... with ships that have been at sea too long without resupply... that can't get it from one of many us bases in the area due to them all being evacuated... that are evacuated due to Iranian strikes that took out things like an AWACs plane due to a lack of interceptors... those interceptors are about $3 million a pop being used to shoot down shahed drones that cost under $50k... those very costly patriot interceptors have to be used due to the us administrations snubbing of the only nation that has "the cards" when it comes to full on modern drone warfare's offer of support...

There is a hole in your military, dear Lisa, dear Lisa.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 72 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Discovery is gonna be hilarious.

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[–] AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world 93 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wish them a very Afroman.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

And some mama's lemon pound cake.

[–] Saprophyte@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago

It tastes so niiiiiice...

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 190 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Gee, sure sounds a lot like what they did to Afroman. This must be a new tactic spreading amongst the police union to crush public criticism since just not committing crimes as police officers seems to be too lofty of a goal.

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[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 231 points 1 day ago (18 children)

Cops never heard of Barbara Streisand?

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[–] 1984@lemmy.today 8 points 23 hours ago

Haha classic America.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago
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