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Dog shoots woman with shotgun at Nebraska convenience store (www.theguardian.com)
submitted 1 day ago by abacabadabacaba@infosec.pub to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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[–] sploosh@lemmy.world 2 points 20 minutes ago

The only thing that can stop a bad dog with a gun is a good dog with a gun, or a squirrel across the street.

[–] Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 1 points 28 minutes ago

Woof!

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Driving around locked, loaded and the safety off. The gun owner is a fucking idiot and should not be allowed to own firearms.

[–] CrypticCoffee@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 minutes ago

I don't think she will make this mistake again.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

That's our wonderful american culture for you.

iamverysmart + iamverybadass + iliveinconstantfear

=

et tu, dogé?

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

https://youtube.com/shorts/bfgFRINQxwI

[–] Coleslaw4145@lemmy.world 35 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Its crazy how a dog can just buy a shotgun in the US with no background checks.

[–] Numenor@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago

Maybe he passed the sniff test

[–] rustyricotta@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 22 points 11 hours ago

The only thing stopping a bad woman with a gun is a good boy with a gun.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 10 hours ago

GUNS AREN'T THE PROBLEM, IT'S DOGS

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 12 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

JFC its been forever since I've heard about, or even seen, him.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 4 points 9 hours ago

sorry to break that streak for you

[–] Dryad@lemmy.world 26 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

This is no time to get political. Lots of thoughts and prayers. Remember, guns don’t kill people, people kill people /s/

[–] Hawk5000@lemmy.ml 20 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Guns don't kill people, dogs kill people.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 15 points 12 hours ago

He can't keep getting away with this!

[–] obvs@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

Wait, which one of them had the shotgun?

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago

First a quadruple amputee, now a dog...

[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Good that Woman with a shotgun could have done real damage.

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 9 points 12 hours ago

You've heard of good guys with guns, now get ready for good boys with guns.

[–] middlemanSI@lemmy.world 53 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

Was the dog black?

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

Powerful "Charlie Kirk's last words" energy in this post.

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 2 points 11 hours ago

Did the pigs empty 20 or 30 rounds into it? Then I guess not.

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[–] thethrilloftime69@feddit.online 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not joking, this is the plot line to an episode of 30 Rock.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Only because this is literally a thing that happened before (probably more than once). This country is a joke.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 11 hours ago

And we still have no microwave with a ham setting!!!

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