don

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[–] don@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

anon’s moving at walking speed, rolls slowly into a ditch, and is perplexed at not dying. anon’s a fucking idiot as usual.

[–] don@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

start watching and you can turn it off if it is bad

wtf kind of alien tech is this

[–] don@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago
  • be anon
  • be subpar cs ween
  • hear girl’s voice
  • lose mind
  • shit pants
  • gargle dicks
  • kark game

Cry

[–] don@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

anon is forced to have a silent elevator ride with some people, panics for no reason and invents a fantasy to cope.

[–] don@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

ffs anon she could be busy doing some shit that just came up, and here you are with your unblinking eyeballs physically welded to your phone screen. Go play some vidyaz for a few hours then text again, you moron.

[–] don@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

anon makes a peculiar request in a perfectly acceptable way, gets told what he wants isn’t being offered, blows it hilariously out of proportion, then has a meltdown and rants to 4chan about acceptability. anon you fucking idiot lmao

[–] don@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

Sounds like bullshit

Are… are you suggesting that a 4-chan user might be posting bullshit?! Can they even do that?!

[–] don@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

And more pleasant ones, if that’s your thing.

[–] don@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago
  • be anon
  • like the vidyaz
  • meet girl who likes the vidyaz
  • invite her over
  • don’t ask girl what she’d like to do
  • play a YouTube video about vidyaz
  • ignore the vidyaz
  • girl naturally gets bored and jets
  • anon assumes she didn’t like vidyaz then

guess anon’s a fucking idiot then

[–] don@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago
  • be anon
  • post fiction
  • feelsgoodman.org
[–] don@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

I don't know if they made it out.

The restaurant’s diners become the future meals for subsequent diners.

[–] don@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

The restaurant’s there, anon didn’t find it because anon didn’t actually walk around for several hours+ trying to find it. Everyone knows anons are idiots.

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