don

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Anon doesn't know what he's doing wrong in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] don@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

tf? green text is always true, anon never makes shit up.

Anon doesn't know what he's doing wrong in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] don@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

I don’t think anon’s mom loves him that much. Anon is anon, after all.

seriously.... there aren't that many of them in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] don@lemm.ee 37 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Put a sniper on top of the cart in case the switchman gets bought out. Ain’t taking no chances.

Anon falls in love in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] don@lemm.ee 15 points 9 months ago (12 children)

Oh okay

Anon falls in love in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] don@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago (21 children)

She scribbled her number on the note? What number was that?

US can’t ban TikTok for security reasons while ignoring Temu, other apps, TikTok argues in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] don@lemm.ee 24 points 9 months ago

A Chinese-owned fast fashion hazwaste app

Anon starts asking questions in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] don@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

B-16

Despite tech-savvy reputation, Gen Z falls behind in keyboard typing skills in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] don@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

Can confirm, it’s worth the effort.

Advertisers plan to withdraw from Twitter in record numbers | CNN Business in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] don@lemm.ee 52 points 9 months ago

Well he did tell them to go fuck themselves, so it’d make sense for them to decide to just fuck right off.

Pope praises Indonesians for choosing children over cats | Reuters in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] don@lemm.ee 35 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

"Keep it up, you're an example for everyone, for all the countries that maybe, and this might sound funny, (where) these families prefer to have a cat or a little dog instead of a child," he added, turning to Widodo with a chuckle.

You’re being weird af and you’re completely out of fucking touch, old man, much like a couchfucker over here I happen to know of.

Ode to the ancient wordsmiths in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] don@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

“You wanna Christmas card? You wanna Christmas card?! All right here, here’s your Christmas card!”

“😵‍💫”

Anon makes a splash on a first date in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] don@lemm.ee 10 points 10 months ago

Anon took the rather rare pmlol as a writing prompt.