klemptor

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‘It smelled of onions and mustard,’ Border Patrol officer hit by sandwich in DC testifies in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
‘It smelled of onions and mustard,’ Border Patrol officer hit by sandwich in DC testifies in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
‘It smelled of onions and mustard,’ Border Patrol officer hit by sandwich in DC testifies in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] klemptor@startrek.website 252 points 1 month ago (28 children)

I cannot believe we're wasting taxpayer dollars on a ballistic hoagie attack.

Here’s what ads on your $2,000 Samsung smart fridge will look like in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] klemptor@startrek.website 7 points 1 month ago

Not in my house
Not in a flat
Don't make me grouse
I do not want that!

Top Republicans stand by president's poop video in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] klemptor@startrek.website 20 points 1 month ago

That's by design. Remember what a revolving door his first administration was? He learned from that and surrounded himself with spineless sycophants this time around.

Steve Bannon: "The public schools and private schools ought to be designated as terrorist organizations too" in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] klemptor@startrek.website 58 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Sure. Let's also designate grocery stores as terrorist organizations. Gyms. Maker spaces. Libraries. Gas stations. 'Terrorist organization' is a useless term now.

And remember:

RFK Jr. Blames violent video games for Mass Shootings. in c/games@lemmy.world
[–] klemptor@startrek.website 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Aw man what'd I miss?

YouTube secretly used AI to edit people's videos. The results could bend reality in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] klemptor@startrek.website 65 points 3 months ago

I'm huge into makeup, and I watch a lot of beauty content on YouTube because I want to see how certain makeup looks and performs before I buy it. This AI bullshit defeats the purpose of demonstrating makeup.

Been a good couple of years in c/fediverse@lemmy.world
[–] klemptor@startrek.website 2 points 6 months ago

Yup I loved baconreader!

game has multiple factions fighting each other in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] klemptor@startrek.website 12 points 6 months ago (2 children)

That would be a seriously weird way to flirt

Anon's split personality in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] klemptor@startrek.website 4 points 6 months ago

I just have to say: I'm really impressed with the way you're taking the time to educate folks in this thread!

Anon's split personality in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] klemptor@startrek.website 7 points 6 months ago

I really don't think this person has a vagina.

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