I like Pelosi, mostly cherry Pelosi. I'll usually go for Coke or Dr. Pepper, but soda is soda and Pelosi is soda.
thefartographer
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Are... Ummm... Is this flirting? Can't it instead be "A penny taken bowling and then for ice cream" instead of going straight to pillaging?
"A penny saved is a penny earned!"
- Benji F
Nuh-uh! Americans can't be terrorists cuz Americans kill the terrorist, like Malcolm X and Jamal Khashoggi... Wait, are we the bad guys?
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I don't mean anything by this comment. I literally just wanted to make an echo. Anyway, fuck Rapey McShitprez
Ah yes, the super-informative anecdotal sample size of...
*checks notes*
... one.
*checks notes again*
Eh, an unreliable source at that
Stop it!
Okay, now do it some more...
Mr. Horse. Sometimes Dr. Mr. Horse
They're grrrrreat!
Do it. I fucking dare you. It'll be fun to watch a media powerhouse and a douche meth lab burn each other down.
What a ridiculous lawsuit. The tenant should get $200 million and get to pull the rope that releases the landlord's guillotine. Also, should get to flick the match that burns down the apartment complex.
I don't fuck around with roaches.
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I thought about the profits and now I totally get it. Why are so many people trying to hurt the innocent money???