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[–] guillem@aussie.zone 332 points 1 day ago (10 children)
  • Teetotalers: alcohol vegans.
  • Straight edgers: drug vegans.
  • Recycling: waste vegans.
  • Solar power: power vegans.

The possibilities are infinite if you are a netaphor vegan.

[–] Auth@lemmy.world 241 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Carnivores: vegetable vegans.

[–] bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml 48 points 1 day ago

And jus lik that we come full circle 😂

[–] guillem@aussie.zone 31 points 1 day ago
[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

This works so well specially for those people that refuse to touch anything "not cooked" in their plate or that is green.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

netaphor vegan

Found an autocorrect vegan!

[–] guillem@aussie.zone 3 points 17 hours ago

In my most upvoted comment. I'm hating that typo so much.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 127 points 1 day ago (3 children)
  • Working class: retirement vegan
  • American: healthcare vegan
  • German: humour vegan

My god, it's unstoppable

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I love your profile image. I should reread Rice Boy.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

High five, fuck yes. Cool person detected. I think you're the first one to spot it, too.

I wish I had that series in print. Might be time to look into that

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 17 hours ago

On this blessed day, we are all truly vegans.

[–] zildjiandrummer1@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)
  • Republican: democracy vegan, justice vegan, decency vegan, consent vegan
[–] db2@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not trafficking children vegan

[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 17 points 1 day ago

Age of majority vegan

[–] sorghum@sh.itjust.works 51 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
  • Amish: techno vegans
  • Mennonite: techno vegetarians
[–] Sans_Seraph@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

I interpreted that as techno, as in the genre, for too long.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] hypna@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

I keep trying to eat meat but it just won't cooperate!

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago
  • Cyclists: transport vegans
  • Hippies: war vegans
  • Vegans: food vegans
  • Lemmy users: social media vegans
[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s like taking the last syllable of the name of the hotel and tacking it onto every scandal, because you didn’t understand that it’s part of the name of a hotel, and not some sort of indicator of scandal.

[–] guillem@aussie.zone 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The worst was the Col scandal.

(Sorry. So sorry)

Please see yourself out

[–] ApollosArrow@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ozymandias117@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] bss03@infosec.pub 5 points 1 day ago

Chicken's not vegan?

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

You're hereby invited to /c/vegan, as you appear to be a Northern Hemisphere vegan.

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I mean "Straight edgers" is on the same level already