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[–] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 33 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (4 children)

That is what they want.

Right wing shitheads have been trying to paint themselves as the victims for decades. "The War On Christmas" being one of the best examples. And as much fun as it would be to burn down a church (but not Korean Jesus, that dude is okay), all it will do is provide them the evidence they have been trying to manufacture all this time.

Because news media won't be reporting "As retaliation for the murder of a trans person, a bible was ceremonially burned". It will be "The fucking gays are burning your bibles, go get them"

[–] Carmakazi@lemmy.world 37 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

They've been riding their train of manufactured victimhood and rage for decades and found great success, they don't strictly need a reason to abuse people.

Staying your hand because your enemy might get angry and retaliate is the mindset of the battered housewife. People should stand up for themselves even if that means violence in the end.

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 12 points 22 hours ago

I mean, they’re going to claim it’s happening even if it isn’t. May as well try in that case.

[–] mcbenavides85@piefed.social 11 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Funny because if they knew their history, the original people that had a war on Christmas was Christians.

[–] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 2 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

In the sense of stealing yule celebrations to attack Germanic people? Yes

In the sense of "Those pagan bastards are defiling the celebration of our lord and savior's birth"? "The War On Christmas" is a tried and tested method of mobilizing the troops.

[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 7 points 20 hours ago

Also in the sense of literally trying to outlaw Christmas. The Bible doesn't describe a Christmas festival and celebration, so many Christians felt that it was improper and unchristian for a very long time.

In the US the only real war on Christmas was fought by Christians. The soviets, the CCP and briefly the French revolutionaries are the only times atheists have actually pushed against it. The Nazis were in favor of a pro-nazi version of Christmas that was more about the state.

[–] mcbenavides85@piefed.social 4 points 22 hours ago

Even then. Constantine favored Christianity for the empire and settled “the birth of Christ” during the popular Solstice festivals to gain more traction for people.

But yes I understand what you’re saying and modern “Christians” just love to play victim.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

Right wing shitheads have been trying to paint themselves as the victims for decades.

Ok. Time to make them actual victims.

This isn't fun and games anymore. They've ramped up their oppression. They've made it clear they are our enemies and won't stop until their boot is firmly on our necks, indefinitely.

If you don't end up fighting the schoolyard bully, they bully you forever.