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How could there be 10,000 different kicks
Cue montage of Bubba from Forest Gump listing all 10,000 types of kicks.
Roundhouse kick, side kick, chop kick, kick stew...
Donkey kick, trapdoor kick, rising kick, jumping rising kick, jumping rising tornado kick...
look into tae kwon do. they got two punches and so many godsdamned kicks.
Studied it for years. There's like 50
fun! i had an NTA senior 1st black accreditation back in my early 20s. that was long enough ago i only remember the 1st white form and bits and pieces of a few of the other lower belts. who was yours through?
10 angles @ 10 speeds @ 10 heights @ 10 follow-ups
10,000 kicks
That's the fun part. They aren't all necessarilly effective.
any boot to the head is effective