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But then you risk it touching the inside parts of the toilet which is nasty
clean your toilet mr long schlong
Shouldn't cleaning the toilet and bathroom interior in general regularly be the default?
Peeing standing up is splattering piss water everywhere what the fuck are you talking about?
Edit - omg you loser lol, literally went through every comment I've ever made and downvoted them LMFAO oh no what ever will I do... Rent free. Rent. Free.
Tell me you have a weak stream without piss water splashing everywhere in the bowl.
Sometimes? I'm not tall at all, and if I pee standing up I later see droplets of pee basically everywhere. It wasn't that much of a problem as a child, so I guess it's height-based. But again, for an adult I'm not tall at all.
Or y'know, just clean the toilet regularly regardless of whether you're standing or sitting.
Did you know that when you flush a toilet, the bowl gets rinsed with clean water
That’s just not a place I would expect a dick to go, no matter the size
Growers win again