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US man issues challenge to disprove his claim of having world’s smallest penis to raise micropenis awareness (www.theguardian.com)

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North Carolina’s Michael Phillips revealed that he had a 0.38in member in bid to reduce stigma of the condition

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 78 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Damn, that's impressively small. Also bro's got some confidence, respect.

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

Ironic big dick energy.

[–] orbitz@lemmy.ca 17 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah if he is correct I wouldn't want to shout that out myself but congrats on him for bringing awareness to an issue that I'm sure many men's lives have been worse for. Not like we can control the size of any body part but it would make for difficult relationships. Yes I know size isn't everything but that's a bit different category of issue is all.

[–] NKBTN@feddit.uk 1 points 3 hours ago

I think the full phrase is "size isn't everything, its how you use it" but bro has nothing to use. As disabilities go, its one of the easier ones to have - able bodied and normal-looking with all five senses. It sucks that he misses out on sexual relationships, but so do loads of people with much worse conditions.

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 18 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Aint got much dick, but dude has balls.

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 2 points 8 hours ago

By way of metaphor and ratio! Dude's packing confidence and balls