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[–] lauha@lemmy.one 241 points 5 months ago (4 children)
  1. Friend makes a company named say "Morgan defence ltd" and you sing an NDA with your friend not to talk about your 2 year beer holiday on the beach.

  2. Company checks our your story. Friend's company looks like a typical defence industry shell company with no history of anything.

  3. Job

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 94 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You can skip that and say I was defense consultant with an NDA and cannot disclose which organisation I worked for

[–] InfiniWheel@lemmy.one 48 points 5 months ago (4 children)

"But you are an English major"

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 71 points 5 months ago

"Please stop asking questions, for both your safety and mine"

[–] Colonel_Panic_@lemm.ee 33 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"Yes, I had to correspond with other engineers and English was used in all communications."

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It was in fact the major form of communication!

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[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 9 points 5 months ago

I cannot confirm nor deny my rank

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[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

"And you're trying to get a job at an arby's?"

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[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 125 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Wait is his chest censored

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 88 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I'm also noticing a disappointing lack of giant blue dong

[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 36 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I don’t swing that way but it’s truly unfortunate 😔

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

He's just not whole without the blue kielbasa.

...like Kool aid with no sugar, ham with no burger!

[–] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

If you've seen the film, it will do all the swinging for you.

[–] LittleBorat2@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 months ago

Something was clearly wrong with this picture.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No. Just rendered by a PS1

[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago

Makes sense

[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 5 months ago

It kinda looks like there was text someone removed

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 11 points 5 months ago

Can't have those man nipples.

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 99 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Did….did you censor dr manhattans male presenting nipples?

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Is he even male anymore? I thought that was more like a dead sex to him since he was AMAB but is now a god.

[–] InfiniWheel@lemmy.one 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Biologically and functionally speaking, he's whatever and everything. Practically speaking, he chooses to have a dick and look like a big muscular man that looks nothing like his previous form (so its even more deliberate), so it seems the only thing that survived his ascention was his gender identity.

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[–] cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

Someone never read the comic book

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 76 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I was working at K-mart as a regional manager making 80k a year. Good luck verifying that.

[–] Garbanzo@lemmy.world 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I was a senior project manager at Twitter

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Nice counter...

Now get off my lawn!

/s

[–] ssj2marx@lemmy.ml 52 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You're saying you got out of college ten years ago, and worked for exactly one company that entire time, and you can't say who it was or what you did because of an NDA?

Yes.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 months ago

You’re a strange man Marx, but you steam a good ham

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Shouldn't his answer be "Yes. I signed an NDA."?

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 30 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yes, no, I don't know. Could you repeat the question?

[–] Garbanzo@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Would you please be the boss of me now?

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 6 points 5 months ago

And you're not so big

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[–] menemen@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 months ago

Also, shouldn't they mention that in the resume?

[–] undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Rule # 1 of signing an NDA: you're not allowed to say that you signed an NDA.

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago (8 children)

Even if you don't mention who you signed it with? There's quite a bit difference between saying "I've signed NDA" and "I've signed NDA with company (name)"

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[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Actual Rule #1 of signing an NDA: unless you work on Defense, NDAs are virtually unenforceable

[–] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

This is really fucking terrible advice.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I just tell them I was in and out of rehab.

[–] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 months ago
[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Isn't it normally part of an NDA to not being able to admit you signed one.

[–] snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works 54 points 5 months ago

Not normally, that wouldn't make much sense. It's easier to just say you signed an NDA and anyone with sense knows you're not allowed to talk about the work.

[–] mannycalavera@feddit.uk 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's about Disclosure not Admittance. That would be a NAA.

When asked your say: NAA...

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 24 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Unless you're Bruce Wayne, in which case when asked you might say NA NA-NA NA-NA NA-NA NA....

I'll see myself out.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 months ago
[–] Jocker@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 months ago

"Yes, but then I'll have to kill you"

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