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Anon remembers first grade (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 62 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Eww, nothing is more gay than a man dating a woman.

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

... except for reddit mods

[–] CEbbinghaus@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Are lemmy mods safe?

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No. Have you missed the drama?

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are you talking about the whole vegan drama or did something else happen?

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

There have been a few but that's the memorable, recent one.

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

It seems, in your anger, you killed them.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago

Shoulda waited for tenure then he could have punched all the children in the mouth he wanted

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago

OP read about the "fight the biggest baddest dude you can find on your first day" strat online and didn't stop to think about its applicability.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wait, what? Anon is an adult and beats a firstgrader over a girl child? Whaaaaaaaaaaaa

[–] superkret@feddit.org 91 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If it was written on 4chan, it must be true.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Furthest back i can go is 3rd grade, and only because i had the absolute hottest home room teacher at the time.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Fourth for me. Teacher was obsessed with recycling, and somehow that resonated.